I was just arrested.
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Sat Jul-10-04 12:12 PM
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What can I say? The police caught me red-handed. I'm guilty as hell. Yes, I admit it: I tore the tag off my mattress! Throw the book at me, you bastards!
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Sat Jul-10-04 12:13 PM
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1. I live in constant fear of being arrested because
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Sat Jul-10-04 12:15 PM
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I just tore up your invitation
to my slumber party. You are a horrible person.
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Sat Jul-10-04 12:15 PM
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2. Ooohhh, that's bad, very, very bad!!! They really know how to
deal with deviants like you. They're going to lock you up with the Serta carnivorous sheep! OOOh, the inhumanity!:scared:
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Sat Jul-10-04 12:27 PM
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3. No one ever expects...
The Federal Mattress and Pillow Police. No one.
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Sat Jul-10-04 12:29 PM
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4. Their chief weapon is surprise and fear.
Edited on Sat Jul-10-04 12:29 PM by King Of Paperboys
Wait... their two chief weapons are surprise, and fear, and ruthless efficiency. No. Wait. Their three chief weapons...
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voyeuristic eavesdropping. gud1!, NightTrain.
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