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Dem Convention - Boston - July 26-29 Might be a "nice" time to kill/capture an Al Qaeda leader or two (Be sure to leave some available for late October)
2004 Olympics - Aug 13 - 29 If major terrorist event, say shows desperation of terrorists. If not major terrorist event, say how great Bush's leadership has been since 9/11. If US Olympic team sucks, blame it on Bill Clinton.
Republican Convention - NYC - Aug 30-Sept 2 Need to continue to intertwine 9/11 and Saddam in every speech. Need plenty of actors dressed as fireman. Can we hire the same bunch of black people we hired in Philadelphia in 2000?
First presidential debate: Thursday, September 30 Need to drastically lower expectations of Bush performance in days prior - contact the usual helpers - Limbaugh, Hannity, O'Reilly, etc.
Vice presidential debate: Tuesday, October 5 Have the Cardiologist available - may need to cancel at "last moment" due to health issues.
Second presidential debate: Friday, October 8 Depending on poll data, Bush may need to come down with an illness or something presidential to attend to
Third presidential debate: Wednesday, October 13 Code Red?
Election Day November 2 Martial Law? Have Supreme Court standing by to nullify election?
Inauguration Day 2005 - 1/20/2005 If we Bush loses, need to have large shredding machines available. Blanket pardons for entire White House staff? Need to remove "K" keys from every keyboard in White House. Start writing book about how Bush ignored my advice that would have helped him win re-election.
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