So I had a weird Ashcroftian dream last night that still has me disturbed

[Rabrrrrrr]

I was in Ashcroft's version of America, the one we're in today except set ahead in the future a little bit, and I was looking at a new copy of my college and seminary transcripts.

On the transcripts was a list of the textbooks used for my psychology classes (which was only one class in each school).

I asked someone, "Why are my psychology books listed on the transcript?"

And someone answered me, "Ashcroft requires that all transcripts and official records include a list of all textbooks that are used that mention sexuality and masturbation, or that might give information that could give someone the knowledge to lead them to touch themselves. The government wants to track who might become deviant."

"Scary", I thought.

And then I woke up, and I thought, "You know, another four years of these whistle-asses, and it could happen."

[soothsayer]

1. Eh, you can ward asscrack off with a calico cat

Don't forget, he's terrified of them (because they are EVIL, he sez).

I cannot WAIT to get these a-holes out of town. Dumbasses who hate us for our freedom.

[fdr_hst_fan]

2. Welcome to the modern

version of hell-the FOURTH REICH!