Ken Lay soon headed to federal pound-you-in-the-ass prison
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Wed Jul-07-04 05:54 PM
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Ken Lay soon headed to federal pound-you-in-the-ass prison
"Hey, Ken...watch out for your cornhole, buddy."
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Wed Jul-07-04 05:55 PM
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1. As much as Ken Lay is a total POS
Nobody deserves that. However, I wouldn't mind seeing him terrified of his prisonmates.
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Wed Jul-07-04 05:56 PM
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"you mean I have to carry my own clubs??"
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Wed Jul-07-04 05:57 PM
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I suggest that he start with toilet cleaning. If he does a really good job, perhaps he can graduate to floor mopping. :evilgrin:
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Wed Jul-07-04 05:57 PM
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4. Can we please move past the notion
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Wed Jul-07-04 06:00 PM
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5. Anything can be joked about.
Anything - as Office Space proved often. To suggest otherwise means you may be a quart low on sense of humor. Time for a check-up.
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Wed Jul-07-04 06:03 PM
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I have a pretty good sense of humor. But male prison-rape is ALWAYS presented as a joke, and it's a serious issue that deserves more than snickers. Go to GD and make some jokes about females getting raped. Then tell 'em they don't have a sense of humor when they hand you your ass.
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Wed Jul-07-04 06:05 PM
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Edited on Wed Jul-07-04 06:06 PM by Paragon
"Imagine Daffy Duck raping Porky Pig." - George Carlin
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Wed Jul-07-04 06:10 PM
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go make some jokes about women getting raped. Let me know how it goes.
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Wed Jul-07-04 06:11 PM
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12. Double standards are funny, too.
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Wed Jul-07-04 06:18 PM
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he and his company metaphorically raped many, and sometimes it is hard not to be a little titillated by the idea of payback.
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Wed Jul-07-04 06:18 PM
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that whenever somebody points out that there may be another way to think of an issue, the response from people who've been jerks is to "lighten up". I am light. I'm funny. I laugh all the time. You've probably seen some funny posts of mine here. But.... I see nothing wrong with pointing out that the standard joke about male rape is worth a little deeper attention. The idea that male rape is funny is outdated. Why not consider that for a split second before turning it around as MY problem?
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Wed Jul-07-04 06:02 PM
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6. Let's hope his room mates name is Bubba the Butt lover.
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Wed Jul-07-04 06:13 PM
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Edited on Wed Jul-07-04 06:14 PM by JonathanChance
Bald-Headed John, King of the Plookers aka "The Iron Sachige"
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Wed Jul-07-04 06:04 PM
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8. excellent use of office space
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Wed Jul-07-04 06:11 PM
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and as much as we'd like to see justice, i.e., every dime returned, we'll probably have to settle for revenge.
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Wed Jul-07-04 06:14 PM
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14. I bet he'll never share a cell with Bubba...
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Wed Jul-07-04 06:20 PM
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17. Then again, he may never see a cell.
He'll end up being part of minibrain's last minute pardons before he leaves in January.
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Wed Jul-07-04 07:05 PM
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18. I'm locking this thread
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