Caption the ticklish prick

[CatWoman]

[CatWoman]

1. why is this man laughing????

[Richardo]

3. Shouldn't the sign read: "Like *hiring* a pit crew for every gallon"?

That's not Atlanta, is it, CW? ATL usually has the cheapest gas in the country.

[CatWoman]

4. nah -- it's not Atlanta

but it could very well be soon :scared:

[Breezy du Nord]

2. Gee, uncle jed, you're soooo funny

n/t

[BiggJawn]

5. "So YOU'RE Gabby Hayes? Man, you made laugh a LOT!"

eom

[Drifter]

6. No Sir ....

I didn't say laugh, I said cough

Cheers
Drifter

[XNASA]

7. w*: "Ah, ha, ha. Yeah, that's right. We're up to 278 now. But......

...none of 'ems anybody I know. Ah, ha, ha.....!"

[MurrayDelph]

8. Oops.

You were supposed to put the bribe in my pocket, not my G-string.

[Richardo]

9. "Heh heh heh yeah - right - help you "raise a barn".

If I'm not there in 10 minutes, start without me, Brother Josiah."

[LearnedHand]

10. "No, lower! Lower, dammit! There, that's it!"

n/t


:evilgrin:

[skip fox]

11. W. is "thinking": "Wow. I wish it was all like this! Like

meeting people and telling tall ones and laughing and joking. Like when I had a baseball team and all I had to do was show up and chat 'em up. But with being president, I gotta do a lot of other stuff. And worry and things. And get the heat when our boys get shot. And get blamed for no WMDs. And gotta worry about North Korea. And know all these leaders' names. Geez, it's rough. Wouldn't be so bad if it was all like this."

[underpants]

12. Aaaaaaaaaaaah!!!! Hold it ..........wait for the drip.

:bounce:

[skip fox]

13. NASTY!!!

(I like it.)

:toast:

[GOPisEvil]

14. Hey there Jebediah, with gas prices like they are,

everyone's going to be driving a buggy.

[skip fox]

15. Daylight bards of captions now depart

Leaving treasures of their chosen art
Strewn cross the path of those who follow
That they might caption, thus, until sweet marrow.

:kick:

[myomy]

16. Whatta ya mean, you want your money back.

.

[Sapphocrat]

17. Don't...

...touch me there...

The smell of burning leather
as we hold each other tight
As our rivets rub together
flashing sparks into the night
At this moment of surrender darling
if you really care
Don't touch me there

Whoa, sorry, Tubes flashback!

P.S. Why are *'s teeth so yellow? Ewwwww.

[cosmicdot]

18. Pssst ... it's me ... Osama ...

... laugh or something ... act natural ... I'm here for the Carlyle meeting in the back room ...

[Pert_UK]

19. Heh heh heh....the old hand-buzzer trick gets me every time!

Simple things please simple minds...

P.