If George W. Bush was a Star Wars character, who would he be?

[robertpaulsen]

Inspired by tom paine's poll in gd to change our national anthem, I was wondering which Star Wars character is our illustrious pResident?

[GainesT1958]

1. How about Bobba Fett?

Then again...not cunning enough!:eyes:

B-)

[Liberal Veteran]

2. Greedo......from Episode 4 and 1.

Han Solo blasted him.

[commander bunnypants]

3. that annoying little creature that sat under Cheney

oopps I meant Jabba the Hut

DDQM

[Race4Peace]

6. That's Tony, not bush!

[ChickMagic]

14. The one with the high pitched laugh?

That's exactly what I was thinking! Wow, man, far out! :silly:

[commander bunnypants]

15. yep

DDQM

[tom_paine]

23. Another vote for Salacious Crumb here

Ahhh, the Devil is in the deatils.

In the Amerikan Vesrion of "Star Wars" which we are all living in now, Little Salacious Crumb is named Emperor by VICE-Emperor Palpatine.

The story is just a bit different every time it happens, Rome, Germany, Russia, Amerika...

[mstrsplinter326]

4. Admiral Pelleton

insolent, dumb, eventually going to crash

[Gothic Sponge]

5. He would be Vader

Grand Moff Tarkin was really in control. So, that would make him Cheney.

[elfwitch]

7. Hang a tic

Jabbas little weasel dude. I can't remember his name.

[LastKnight]

11. salacious crumb

that was his name... ok... i feel like a geek.

-LK

[a_random_joel]

8. The Death Star...

[Neshanic]

9. Those icky things that stuck to the ship and ate the wires.

[Melodybe]

10. I guess he could be a Jawa, that kind of fits, otherwise none.

[bullimiami]

12. Dark Helmet

from space balls

[robertpaulsen]

20. Mynocks.

Anne Coulter is a mynock.

[Commendatori]

13. The dumbest one. I don't watch these movies, so pick the dumbest

one for me. That's the easiest way for me to participate in a poll of a series that I really never liked :)

[WilliamPitt]

16. The stupid monkey next to Jabba the Hutt

[jeff30997]

19. You mean Dicky the Hutt.

:)

[robertpaulsen]

17. Just added Salacious Crumb

Damn, wish I had thought of that earlier! Although I agree with the poster who compared Crumb to Tony Blair.

[Kali]

18. just some

robot that does what its told, no inteligence, no language card

or
a lower life form in a bar scene hahahaha

[Pillowbiter]

21. I voted Jar Jar

But the Jar Jar role fit's Ralph Nader better. In his eagerness to do something good, he hands over rulership of the galaxy to (Darth Insidious) Cheney.

PB

[Bluebear]

22. Princess Leia, but only behind closed doors

[Gildor Inglorion]

24. Watto! the choice is obvious...

ugly, hateful, shrewd but not too bright, brutal, dishonest....
(I HOPE this picture shows up!)

[More Than A Feeling]

25. Prince Xizor from Shadows of the Empire

A criminal who appears powerful, but in reality is way out of his league and destined to be crushed by the forces of good, and other forces of evil that he has angered