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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-24-04 12:31 PM
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Suggestion. RE: F-9/11 protesters.
If any of you run into "protesters" while you're waiting in line, offer to buy them a ticket and some popcorn if they'll watch it with you. These fucksticks could use a dose of truth, and I'm more than willing to help them out.

My only condition is that they'll have to sit next to me, and if they make any noise during the movie, I'll give 'em a cock-punch.

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Redleg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-24-04 12:34 PM
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1. What's a "cock-punch?"
Edited on Thu Jun-24-04 12:34 PM by Redleg
Is that a punch in the cock or kind of like a "rabbit-punch?" Whichever it is, I like your idea.
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Kolesar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-24-04 12:39 PM
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4. It's a party drink with a bit of a "wang" to it
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-24-04 12:45 PM
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6. THIS is a cock punch (according to Google Image Search)


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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-24-04 01:22 PM
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9. just take a deep breath, Blue Jay
there you go. :) BTW what is a fuckstick? that's one I haven't heard.

We live in Dem territory, so I bet there won't be many protestors. Sheez. What is wrong with these people. Mike Moore just says what no one else is willing to say, and I for one am glad of it. I can't wait to see the film.
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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-24-04 02:16 PM
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11. that picture is hilarious.
he's showing him his "O" face, but not the good kind.
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Nicholas D Wolfwood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-24-04 12:34 PM
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2. Can I just move directly to the cock-punch?
It ain't like they're going to have an open mind to it anyway.
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-24-04 12:34 PM
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3. go for the donkey punch instead
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apnu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-24-04 12:39 PM
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5. I expect that my middle finger will get quite a work out in line.
Well, that would be my natural reaction, but my wife would probably divorce me for being so rude in public.
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prolesunited Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-24-04 01:03 PM
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7. Even if I don't protest
Edited on Thu Jun-24-04 01:06 PM by prolesunited
will you buy me a ticket anyway? I'll skip the popcorn because I don't like all that butter.

On edit, I wouldn't even mind sitting next to you. ;-)
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-24-04 02:13 PM
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10. There might not be enough seats, proles.
Perhaps you'll have to sit on my lap instead.

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prolesunited Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-24-04 04:01 PM
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14. You would like that
wouldn't you? :evilgrin:
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-24-04 04:50 PM
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15. Guilty as charged.
:shrug:
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-24-04 01:18 PM
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8. I would, but the show I'm seeing is sold out
Oh well
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SiouxJ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-24-04 02:17 PM
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12. Bring a bag of peanuts
(elephants like peanuts) and if they make noise during the film, pelt them with them.
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LastKnight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-24-04 02:19 PM
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13. i dont possilby have enough money for that...
but interesting idea... might give it a shot if i have some extra cash

-LK
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