I think we should save welcomes

[hyphenate]

to newbies til they've got at least 100 posts to their names. With the influx of freepers lately, it's hard to tell the good from the bad and ugly. :evilgrin:

[MercutioATC]

1. I think we should just abuse all of the newbies...

the tough ones'll stay...


:evilgrin:

[TrustingDog]

6. lol, I agree... just a bit too sugary here sometime.

but then, nice folks are.

[oblivious]

14. That's mean but funny.

I appreciated the welcome when I came. I think it's a good idea, even if you accidentally welcome a few freeps.

[MercutioATC]

18. Welcome, oblivious!!

[King Of Paperboys]

2. Maybe a "hello" is the kindness it would take...

To turn a FReeper into a real person.

I mean, they don't get much kindness in their lives... why not see what happens?

[Beware the Beast Man]

3. Oh, pleeeze be nice

My wife is joining soon...

[TrustingDog]

7. that's so brow beaten of ya. hehehehehehe!

[Beware the Beast Man]

9. Heh heh- yes I am well-trained

:evilgrin:

[Donkeyboy75]

15. Is she a Freeper?

[Beware the Beast Man]

17. Hell, No!

I wouldn't have married her if she was. Politically, were on the same level. We were middle of the road about a lot whe we met, then after 911, like most folks, we were a bit confused politaclly. In the last few months, we both began to see the light.

[Misunderestimator]

19. Fanfreakingtastic for you!!

:hi:

[pagerbear]

4. We should pants newbies!

[KG]

5. i was thinking 'wedgies'

:)

[Rabrrrrrr]

8. I say we wedgie 'em, THEN pants 'em!

[Parrcrow]

10. or pants them then wedgie them

that way we can give them a full velocity wedgie!

and yell "warp speed!" in their ear

[Rabrrrrrr]

11. LOL! Even better!!

We should also sneak up behind 'em at the urinal and shake rtheir bodies then stick their heads in the toilet.

Damn, forgot the name of that last one.

[StaggerLee]

12. Swirly

Hey! There better be some retroactive clause in this because I want in on some of this cyberhazing!
:D

[Rabrrrrrr]

13. Swirly!! That's it!

Thanks!!

And consider yourself swirlied. I also pushed you iknto your locker when you were dumb enough to bend over, not squat, to pick up your books in it. Sucker.

Oh, by the way, I'm kicking your ass after school.

[StaggerLee]

16. oh the humanity!

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
:P

[Guy_Montag]

21. I've never heard pants used as a verb...

what does it mean?

[Rabrrrrrr]

25. To pull someone's pants down to their ankles

without their permission. Quickly and suddenly. Hard to do with jeans, but easy to do in gym class. Especially as someone has just started going up a rope, for example. :-)

[Guy_Montag]

26. I was forgetting the American use of the word "pants"

silly people - you need to learn proper English!

[Rabrrrrrr]

27. No, we only need to adjust when in Britain (really or virtually)

You need to adjust when in America or reading an American site. :-)

[Lavender Brown]

20. Yeah. I said hi to someone once

and found out they were tombstoned about 3 posts later. Lol.

[NanBo]

22. I'm wonderin'

Perhaps this would be a bad thread for a long-time lurker to 'come out' on?
:hi:

[Lavender Brown]

23. Hi!

A lurker is way different from a troll/freeper! :hi: :toast:

[johnnie]

24. I think we should sell them elevator passes

If they buy them, then we will know who are the freepers.