What is the funniest thing you have ever heard when you are about to

[bearfan454]

do "it" ? I have heard - hurry up I have laundry to do.

I have said - honey can you move your leg like you did that one time ?

What about everybody else ?

[sniffa]

1. what's your name?

[bearfan454]

2. That's a good one.

[King Of Paperboys]

3. Ex-wife said it when I was drunk:

"Don't start something you can't finish."

[Gothic Sponge]

4. Could you put on 4 condoms?

[bearfan454]

5. 4 ?

Damn.

[Gothic Sponge]

12. She was terrified they would break

[sam sarrha]

6. It was ... kiss me like you did on our 3rd date.......

:wtf: :shrug: :spank: so i kiss her and she gets really mad and says .."you dont remember DO you!!!!". and that was the end of that..

[Loonman]

7. "isn't the new X-Files on tonight?"

Me: "You're right, we better hurry up"

[truthspeaker]

8. a farting sound

and it didn't come from me.

[bearfan454]

9. Damn - good thing you didn't hear that close up.

That would be gross.

[phatkatt]

10. "Hey, we don't have time for that. Just jump on."

I'm married. Could you guess?

[bearfan454]

11. I can relate.

Believe me.

[LynneSin]

13. Got any quarters we can put in that Washing Machine?

(We were in the laundry room at college :eyes: )

[Commendatori]

14. "By the way, I'm Debbie."

[TNDemo]

15. Could you move your head a little so I can see the TV?

[MissMillie]

16. Once, in the throws of passion

my partner and I knocked over my class of diet cola, which was on the bedside table. The drinked spilled all over, and we ended up licking it off of each other.

At that point, my lover mimicked a popular TV commerical by saying "This is diet?"

It took me quite a while to stop laughing about that one.

[SarahB]

17. "Sorry, it's too late." or "Sorry, this never happened before."

NOT Mr. Belle, but a few prior (especially the "Sorry, it's too late variety"). For as few lovers as I've had, it was amazing how many didn't function properly and we never ended up doing anything. Sometimes I have a hard time not thinking something's serious wrong with me with my history with men.

[Blue-Jay]

18. "My name's Melissa, not Michelle."

to which I replied, "Oh. OK. Sorry about that."

[bearfan454]

19. Any time I got the name wrong it was instantly

get off me you pig.

[Blue-Jay]

21. Oddly, she didn't seem to mind.

:shrug: Who knows?

[underpants]

20. "Screw pig!"

Not me but on the Loveline radio show one time. This guy called in asking what they thought he should do-his girlfriend wanted him to talk dirty to her and in the heat of the moment he couldn't think of anything so he said "SCREW PIG!"

[Parrcrow]

22. "Do you like camping?"

I replied, "not if it means I have to go and pack now"

[mede8er]

23. This is a cash transaction......

right?

[blindpig]

24. dirty love

1st time I heard Dirty Love by Zappa was on the radio in the midst of a "tender moment". Inspiring!

[bearfan454]

25. I saw Zappa in concert in Chicago in 1978.

He was one of us.