I just discovered that my question mark key is inoperable...

[TN al]

...so everyone please be very precise in your posts because I can't ask any clarifying questions.

[Loonman]

1. Let me know when another poster with a broken key

Gets his capital L fixed.

[Doctor Smith]

2. ???

Just rubbing it in.

[iconoclastic cat]

3. Have you tried the "remap" button? That might be it.

Or is it snapped off?

[Richardo]

4. Can't ask questions? Congratulations, you're now the President of the US..

:toast:. TN al!

[TrogL]

5. Never heard of copy and paste? ASCII codes?

Steal one from somewhere and paste it.

Or better yet, use an ASCII substitution. 

Type &#63 and it will give you a question mark.

See
http://www.bnoack.com/index.html?http&&&www.bnoack.com/data/ascii-table.html

[jdsmith]

6. "?"

You have my permission to cut and paste my question mark.

Or you could get really assertive. Instead of emailing your friends "What do you guys want for lunch?" try "What do you guys want for lunch!" Sure, you seem crazy, but grammatically it's a-okay.

[denverbill]

7. Sounds like you have just become a conservative.

Congratulations! You can now accept whatever Bush tells you as the gospel truth, and although whatever the Gospel tells you must be verified by Jerry Falwell.