Matcom Gives You ANYTHING! What Do You Want All Powerful Matcom To Give!!!

[matcom]

apparently, i can give you ANYTHING!

so, i'll take requests in THIS thread for specific things you would like ME to give YOU!

name it!!

[GOPisEvil]

1. $100,000.

I'd like to not have a house payment. :-)

[matcom]

3. there is a personal check in the mailbox for you as we speak

:P

[sus]

I'd like an egg in my beer, please.

[matcom]

4. poached or scrambled?

i got the good brown fresh eggs :bounce:

[LynneSin]

7. before you give her anything, make sure you check out her picture

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x1275715

[sus]

11. raw. don't you have any CULTURE?

[WillParkinson]

2. I can't say...

Otherwise this thread would be locked before I could click 'post message'.

Let's just say you're a 'head' of the game.

<SNICKER>

[matcom]

8. no problem there!

[WillParkinson]

10. Wow...

Love your lips.

[LynneSin]

5. I would like you to give me no more crap about my carpeting

that and world peace!!!

And a little respect since it was my thread that started all these other copycatters!!

[matcom]

i promise to not take a crap on your carpet

as that would be unsanitary for my bum!

oh, and here:

[LynneSin]

18. You are a bum

:mad:

[sniffa]

6. a big bad bag of sticky icky

and no weighing it down with stems and seeds.

[matcom]

17. my pleasure

:smoke:

[VelmaD]

9. A change of scenery,

a new job, and a fabulous wardrobe. :)

[matcom]

19. MA is lovely this time of year

you can clean my house

i'll buy you a new french maid outfit TO! :D

:bounce:

[VelmaD]

25. I'll just sit here and patiently await...

my plane ticket. Hell, the pics of me in the maid outfit would probably pay for the ticket inside a week.

I don't do windows...but I do everything else. ;)

[mstrsplinter326]

12. Michael Moore's new movie

[matcom]

21. in theater's SOON!

:bounce:

[leftyandproud]

13. what the f*ck is matcom?

give me the definition...this is so damn annoying...I bet thousands of DU'ers (like me) absolutely HATE when you people use these weird acronyms that only .0002% of the forum knows the definition of.
It took me a year to find out what LTTE and BFFE were...and I hate this MACTOM thing...it reminds me of that 70's TV show about the vietnam war...the comedy...what was the name...I don't give a shit...

[matcom]

22. and friends, It was a mmoooovveeeemmmeeeennnnntttt

:D

[underpants]

14. NO SEX THREADS!

:bounce:

[underpants]

16. On second thought

http://store4.yimg.com/I/candywarehouse_1796_244056749

[SarahB]

15. Back massage

I'm in knots this morning. :D

[matcom]

23. nice

want me to oil you down too? :P

[SarahB]

27. Damn strait.

I bought a bottle of edible massage oil a couple weeks ago that still sits there unused on me. :(

[Beetwasher]

20. I'd Like To Be The Omniscient, Omnipotent Master of Time-Space

and all dimensions...

[matcom]

24. IMPOTENT too?

:P

[Beetwasher]

29. LOL!

Err, umm, no, that would kinda suck...Just the super powers please! Oh, and throw in a plate of ribs too you lazy bastard! :evilgrin:

[Supormom]

26. A new husband.

Preferably one who hasn't sold his soul to the corporate whores please.
:loveya:

[Zolok]

28. A young Debra Winger...

not TOO young mind you...and hold the husband while yer at it.
:)

www.chimesatmidnight.blogspot.com

[sus]

30. look what Matcom gave me!

[LynneSin]

33. That's better than the crabs that Matcom gave me!!!!

I want to saute them with garlic and have em for dinner tonight!!!

[arwalden]

31. A Kiss. A Long One. (With Tongue.)

That's all I ever wanted. That's all I'll ever need. I'll be able to die happy knowing that I've had a passionate kiss from Matcom. (Is that too much to ask?)

-- Allen

[matcom]

34. do ducks HAVE tongues?

come here big boy! :*

[Maddy McCall]

32. A pound of flesh from each Gateway rep who dissed me this morning.

Can you handle that, Matcom? :-)

[LuLu550]

35. Bring me a shrubbery!

nee! neee!

[curse10]

36. $17,217.63

that is all!

[DS1]

37. I want you to carry me to and from your BBQ in a rickshaw

The Reverend travels with dignitude.

[TX-RAT]

38. 325 yard Draw

I've been losing every thing to the right lately.

[terrya]

39. A long, happy life with Doug, the love of my life.

If you could do that, you'd make me the happiest person in the world. :-)