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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-14-04 06:59 PM
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Protect Your Banana!!
The gift for the man (or woman) who has everything!

http://www.bananaguard.com/



And it's patented too!
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Bronco69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-14-04 07:01 PM
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1. What if your banana doesn't have
that much of a curve to it? Will it still fit in the protector?
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newsguyatl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-14-04 07:04 PM
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2. what if my banana is bigger than the guard?
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-14-04 07:11 PM
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6. Then Your Lover/Partner/Spouse Is A Very Lucky Person
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sam sarrha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-14-04 07:09 PM
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3. is that banana up .. or down...??
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lanparty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-14-04 07:10 PM
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4. You should see a urologist ...
... about THAT banana. A little too much curve.

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SoDesuKa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-14-04 07:10 PM
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5. Squashed Banana
Finally! I was so unhappy with squashed bananas that I was beside myself with frustration. It's also very thoughtful that the banana guard comes in all the colors of the rainbow. That's good old Yankee ingenuity at work. God bless America.
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oxymoron Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-14-04 07:17 PM
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7. obviously
from a man that knows his fruit.

:evilgrin:
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-14-04 07:18 PM
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8. So I can't sell my idea of a product because I'd be stealing their patent?
O8) :shrug:

Mine wouldn't be angled and adjustable to fit any size... wait a mo', they already invented tube socks... :evilgrin:
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