Finally, having e-mail has paid off!
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Thu Jun-10-04 11:12 AM
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Finally, having e-mail has paid off!
Aopparently, I've been Invited To A Millionaire's Retreat In Edmonton and Calgary by the International Success Group! They picked me! So long suckers! The Gravy Train is leaving the station!
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Thu Jun-10-04 11:13 AM
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1. Which one are you going to?
Screaming Lord Byron
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Thu Jun-10-04 11:15 AM
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2. I don't know. The content of the e-mail is surprisingly blank.
Still, I'm sure they're totally reputable and I will be taking my well-deserved place among the international jet set very soon.
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Thu Jun-10-04 11:17 AM
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3. So...you attend the retreat and become a millionaire?
That's brilliant! I'll wait patiently for my e-mail. I can't appear greedy.
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Thu Jun-10-04 11:19 AM
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4. Oh. I'm sure only a select group of previously selected people get this.
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Thu Jun-10-04 11:19 AM
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Thu Jun-10-04 11:23 AM
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6. Just think, when you're rich I'll be able to say
I occasionally replied to your posts. I feel so honoured.
Screaming Lord Byron
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Thu Jun-10-04 11:26 AM
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7. Thank you, Guy. I'll remember all you little people when I'm famous.
Why, I'll even let you see one of my yachts from time to time as I drift by your hopeless decaying, dreary towns surrounded by large-chested, scantily-clad supermodels.
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Thu Jun-10-04 12:11 PM
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large-chested, scantily-clad supermodels want to surround a hopeless, decaying, dreary town? Oh..I get it. Misplaced modifier. Why can't I just sometimes be a normal person instead of a writer/editor? ;-) FSC
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Thu Jun-10-04 12:50 PM
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12. Large-chested, scantily-clad supermodels ...
surround my dreary little town. They've had us under siege for three months now, but I'll knaw the bark off the trees before I'll ever surrender. :silly:
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Thu Jun-10-04 01:16 PM
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Thu Jun-10-04 11:33 AM
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8. Ha! You got nothing on me!
I'm helping an heir to the throne of Nigeria collect $20 million in funds in a US escrow account. After I send him $7,000, he's going to send me half of the $20 mil. Oh yeah, and my penis will be larger too.
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Thu Jun-10-04 11:37 AM
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9. Well at least I have several e-mails from a 'hot teen'
who asks me to 'see what I can do'. Do you think she's a gymnast or something?
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Thu Jun-10-04 12:30 PM
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Apparently there are a number of young nublie gymnasts out there seeking companionship, they e-mail me all the time. They are so friendly.
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Thu Jun-10-04 12:53 PM
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i've received a million e-mails.
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Thu Jun-10-04 12:56 PM
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14. I am going to increase my breast size naturally!
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Thu Jun-10-04 01:00 PM
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15. I thought you finally enlarged your penis and increased your breast size
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Thu Jun-10-04 01:17 PM
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17. Now I'm a GLOBALNET LOTTERY PROMO SWEEPSTAKE LOTTERY WINNER!!!
Today's just getting better and better.
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Thu Jun-10-04 01:23 PM
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18. I got offered some pills that promised to add three inches ....
I was so disappointed. The only thing that grew was my penis - and I was SO hoping to make it to six feet tall. :crazy:
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Thu Jun-10-04 01:49 PM
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19. See what you learn? Apparently, there's a Skandalurteil in Darmstadt
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