The Stoked Rocking Chair of All CAPTIONS!!! (for underpants)

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "Boy, I'm really getting into this travelling business. If I
was a band, I'd be half-way through a world tour. If I was a swallow, I'd
be half way to Cappuccino or wherever. If I was a fish . . . hmmm. Wonder
what it would be like to be a fish. Do they feel naked?, I wonder. What with
their gills and all. Hmmm . . . Yeah, wow! . . . And travelling makes you
think of stuff. It's really swell."

[underpants]

1. Let me have my hand back! Oh s**t that guys going for my wallet!

It's a set-up!

[underpants]

Hey you switched pictures!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That breaks several rules of the Geneva convention of captioning.

[BurtWorm]

3. You don't want to get those underpants any angrier than

they already are.

[skip fox]

8. Guilty. Mercy of court. Etc.

I didn't see you'd captioned when I found a better
picture for the caption I wrote earlier this morning,
and when I switch, I saw . . . .

Just, please, don't let them make my cuffs so tight.

[BurtWorm]

2. "Boy is my brain fried. Hey, Pickles, is we comin' or goin'?"

[diamond14]

4. shrub's face looks swollen...and he's trying not to touch those

people...look at his handshake !!!!

is that swelling from heavy drinking ????

do you know many heavy drinkers, who quit at age 45, and did not return to drinking under great stress...????

[regularguy]

5. "Bye Bye Africa......don't let the door hit yer ass

on the way....oh, wait a minute...I'm the one leaving. Never mind."

[Mr. Jinx]

6. Y'all don't come back now, y'hear?

[XNASA]

7. "Remember, Pickles, as far as anyone knows,...........

we're a nice normal family."

[commander bunnypants]

9. Dont worry Pickles I will hold you up

DEMMAN

[ForrestGump]

10. Follow the Yellow Prick Road

[cosmicdot]

11. Pickles: Thank gawd that's ov-ah. I need a Dewars ...

W: Just keep inching tw'ard the Dewar ... backing up slowwwly ... smile and wave ...

[myomy]

12. These here stairs are a little off center.

Must be an African thing. Just another thing I don’t understand about this country.

[skip fox]

13. When morning's captions sound no more the vaulted blue,

And those of afternoon desert poor memory's que,
Then DU'ers of the evening will sharpen pens,
That they might have fresh captions once again.

:bounce:

[PATRICK]

14. After Impeachment

The crew of the last remaining shuttle begins their journey to Mars.