Candidate ______ has sex with monkeys

[underpants]

Which Democratic (or Republican for that matter) would you say is MOST LIKELY to have sex with monkeys?

Much props to A Fellow DU'er who shall remain annonymous for inspiring this thread.:hi:




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[KamaAina]

1. Dean is most likely to be ACCUSED of having sex with monkeys

And he will be, if the DLC-types see themselves losing much more ground to him!

[regularguy]

2. I believe that Torrecelli

had sex with the occasional monkey, but who hasn't, y'know.

[underpants]

6. I never said that I was against it or that it was wrong

well actually it is wrong. But hey I was young........I needed the money.

[damnraddem]

3. Many Republicans may want to have sex with monkeys, but ...

I can't imagine many that monkeys would agree to having sex with.

[underpants]

9. To paraphrase PJ O'Rourke

~"Republican women like to have sex too and eventually if they haven't had any in a while they will even have sex with Republican men, that's where Little Republicans come from."

[Throckmorton]

4. Im not a Candidate, and I've never had sex with a monkey

but, I'm willing to run for my party if asked and I did have sex with a donkey a few times, does that count?

[catpower2000]

5. LOL, I don't know if I want to be associated with this thread..

But, what the hell. Being that Chimpy IS a monkey, I'd Lieberman is most likely to have sex with monkeys, since he likes to be up Chimpy's ass so much!

Cat

[commander bunnypants]

7. Ouch cat but a great thread

DEMMAN

[GOPisEvil]

8. Well...really...Chimpy ISN'T a monkey...he's a chimp!

Chimps are apes, and apes are not monkeys.

A good friend of mine's sister works for the American Zoological Association in DC, and she has a simple way to tell monkey from ape: apes do not have tails; monkeys do.

But...I agree with your assessment that Lieberman is most likely to "get jungle fever". ;-) Ooooh...maybe Gebhardt...one of the two, anyway.

[underpants]

10. I apologize for dropping your name

I'll go up and edit it out

:evilgrin: What else will I edit??????????

Nothing that would be cold.

[catpower2000]

11. I just applied to be a mod, I have a reputation to uphold!! :)

I actually did apply, though I have a snowflake's chance in hell of being chosen. :) Why not, eh? They say to keep trying!

Cat

ps. I wasn't really offended by this thread. I think monkeys are cute!

[AntiCoup2K4]

12. Laura Bush does on a regular basis

but she's not actually a candidate :evilfrown:

[commander bunnypants]

13. Bad visual Bad Visual Bad Visual Bad Visual

I gonna go heave now

Thanks

DEMMAN

[cprise]

14. Lieeeeeeberman!

"Touch my monkey!"