Every time you burp ot fart you must confess in this thread.

[Mobius]

I just belched, that counts too.

[HEyHEY]

1. Nothing in like three hours

That's why I'm most charming when I'm shitfaced.

But the suasage rolls I just ate may stop that./

[HEyHEY]

2. Hold that...just burped

[elperromagico]

3. The way I see it, a fart is just a burp that won't ask for directions.

I confess nothing.

[SmileyBoy]

I farted a few hours ago, and I swear to God it was TOXIC.

I was really close to passing out. Papa John's pizza will do that to you, tho.

[SmileyBoy]

4. I farted a few hours ago, and I swear to God it was TOXIC.

I was really close to passing out. Papa John's pizza will do that to you, tho.

And yes, I have to repeat myself. ;)

[elperromagico]

5. I farted a few hours ago, and I swear to God it was TOXIC.

Sorry, couldn't help myself. ;)

[LastKnight]

6. how much time do you got? lol nt

[Goldom]

7. twice, just from reading this thread.

[SmileyBoy]

8. Oh God, I think I'm gonna pass out...

Why did I have to eat Papa John's tonight...

*cough* *cough*

[Mobius]

9. Oops just farted

sorry :(

[Nikia]

10. It's good to fart

When I don't fart enough, I usually feel dizzy, sick to my stomach, and hurt. Gas X helps but sometimes that can hurt more while it is working.

[BlondieK143]

11. Burping..

Now that's a sport I'm good at. Wait, I'm supposed to be a "lady". Excuse moi.

[Arwennick]

12. BUT BUT BUT

I'll be here all night.

[name not needed]

13. just burped

[Arwennick]

14. Dammit Man

You knew I had Limas for lunch.

Who told?

[Mobius]

15. Madame Mobius knows all

:evilgrin:

[Endangered Specie]

16. Ahhhhhhhhhhh, just released an F4 fart.

I got your WMD right here! Ohh, that smell could strip paint off a foot locker.

[darkstar]

17. I've been my typically chaste self

since this thread commenced.

[Don_G]

18. I Just Went

And dumped a load of Reagan if that counts.

[traco]

19. Works for either

Excuse me Excuse me
I know thats rude
It was not me
It was my food

[texas1928]

20. With my indigestion I would hit 10,000 posts in one night

I farted just now and made everybody in the room jump.

[Mobius]

21. No shit, I smell it here in WI

:nuke: no one smoke! fFOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!!!!

[texas1928]

22. I fart in your general direction

I have made the cat gag, and try to bury stuff.

[Mobius]

23. Texas...

figures :shrug:

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

24. They said The Patriot Act II was gonna be tough, but damn! n/t