Shit. Fuck.

[Whitacre D_WI]

Am I gonna go over 6,000 posts on my goddamned "dead cat" thread?

Holy Christ, that's depressing.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

1. Hell, no! Let's make a loopy wordplay thread!

Although my creativity is at somewhat of a low. I'm open to suggestions. :dunce:

[Whitacre D_WI]

2. Gsuhrfjbfq nffnmer 4 rhwerh nf rbqwebjk 8484.

ark. ejrh 489324yur 4.,wmff0p4???

:bounce:

#@ %ru4irj4rj ;fj DFfDEF OJ23h fjek fjoedm !!!!!

:shrug:

!!!~e;eri ghlr54e932084urFREGJ 389 refndjkfh....

:party:

[m-jean03]

3. Get drunk with me and Bernadette the Barmaid

You can cry on her apron and pass 6000 in a more
celebratory atmosphere. :toast:

[Whitacre D_WI]

4. SIX thousand, dear m-jean.

6,000.

I shall only cry on her apron if that will induce her to take it off.

No.

Only if it will induce YOU to take her apron off! :evilgrin:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

6. Let m,e handle the apron taking offing

if you please!

[Whitacre D_WI]

8. No.

The women are all MINE! :evilgrin:

[m-jean03]

14. Boys, boys, settle down.

The apron came off long ago. :evilgrin:

[m-jean03]

7. I'm a sucker for tears.

Breaks my heart and breaks me down. :cry:

And in my state of inebriation and with this barmaid licking my earlobe,
expect a LOT of editing tonight.

[Whitacre D_WI]

9. Well, then.

:cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry:

[m-jean03]

12. In all seriousness, Whitacre.

I certainly don't mean to make light of your sadness.
It's always hard to lose an animal friend, even when
they've lived a long life. (Our cat Fluffy died at 16, when
I was 16.)

:hug:

[Whitacre D_WI]

16. Fret not, MJ.

You're helping me feel BETTER. :hug:

[m-jean03]

21. In that case, I wholly apologize for the last

picture in that barmaid thread. . .
Hope that didn't dampen your spirits too much. :D :scared:

[Whitacre D_WI]

26. It made me hard

to talk to.

I can't converse properly when I have been confronted with THAT.

[Fenris]

5. Death generates high post #s.

As sick as that seems. We're into sympathy around here.

Still, you're not getting a Karmic hug. ;)

[Whitacre D_WI]

11. Damn fucking sympathy-whores.

YOU haven't posted in my dead cat thread, Fen. What the fuck is wrong with you? Are you some kind of MONSTER??? :P

[Fenris]

15. Yes.

[Whitacre D_WI]

24. Let us rain pain upon them.

Because I'm not happy, and I'm not sad.

[flamingyouth]

10. No, you'll do it on this thread!

Worry not.:hi:

[Whitacre D_WI]

13. Trust me, I'm tryin'!

I know a girl,
She's new in town!
You'd better watch out,
Or she'll put you down!
She's an evil chick...


(help me out, FY!!!)

[flamingyouth]

18. 'CAUSE SHE'S THE WITCH!!!

doom-doom-doom-doom-doom...

[Whitacre D_WI]

22. Thank you!!!

:hug:

[dolo amber]

17. Pottymouth

:spank: :P

[flamingyouth]

19. She got a long black hair

and a big black car
I know what you're thinking
but you won't get far
she gonna make you itch
'cause she's the witch

[Whitacre D_WI]

27. Well, she walks around late at night...

(something???) sleeping tight!
If you hear a knockin' on your door,
You'd better (?????)
WAAAHHHHOOOOOOOO!!!!!
WHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

[flamingyouth]

31. Allow the native Washingtonian to help...

Well, she walks around late at night
among startled people sleepin' tight
if you hear her knocking on your door
you better sneakin´away

You got the last part right, though! :yourock:

Next, let's do my other favorite "He's Waitin.'" Because, to me, there aren't nearly enough good songs about Satan out there.

[Whitacre D_WI]

34. Oh, now you want me to put on my copy of "Boom."

Somebody knows what you have done.
About your carryin' on and havin' fun!
You knew it was wrong, but you had to play!
now you're gonna learn that lyin'don't pay!

It's too late!
You lied!
Now you
Will cry!
It's getting late
And...

HE'S WAITIN'
HE'S WAITIN'
HE'S WAITIN'
HE'S WAITIN'
For you!!!!!

WAAAAAAAHOOOO!!!!

[terrya]

20. I wish I could say something even seemingly clever...but...I can't!

The mind's drawing blanks here. :-)

I'm very sorry to hear about your cat, Whitacre.

[tigereye]

23. at least it wasn't a mean kitty post

6000 - good God. Seems like you just had 3000 not that long ago if I recall. How do you find time to play that axe and other things? I went over 2000 not too long ago. :toast:

[Whitacre D_WI]

28. Congrats!

:toast:

[tigereye]

35. thanks Dude

This is why I have not written a book I was considering or read the many lying about here, or painted the kitchen. Which really needs it! And the deck and the, oh , never mind.

[Whitacre D_WI]

36. No need for clever, Terry!

:hi:

[Book Lover]

25. OK, so

you first set us all up on the sympathy-milking assembly line, then you set up this post, where you complain that we are all givin' you the love... and Freud wanted to know what women want!

[Servo300]

29. S, P, F, C, CS, MF, T

There, that should cover all of them.

[Whitacre D_WI]

30. What the fuck?

You're kinda messed-up, you know that?

[Servo300]

32. Is George Carlin messed up, too? :-)

He originated the list, after all.

:bounce:

[Whitacre D_WI]

33. OH! Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits!

Okay! :P