"Hulk" Doll has Giant Wang

[BushNixon04]

Oh my gawd this is hilarious! The photos alone are brilliant!

http://www.thesun.co.uk//article/0,,2-2003310256,00.html?yhnws

Hulk doll's monster willy
By THOMAS WHITAKER
Showbiz Reporter


SHOCKED six-year-old Leah Lowland checked out a mystery bulge on her Incredible Hulk doll — and uncovered a giant green WILLY.

Curious Leah noticed a lump after winning the monster, catchphrase “You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry,” at a seaside fair.

And when she peeled off the green comic-book character’s ripped purple shorts, she found the two-inch manhood beneath them.
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More, with PICTURES!

[SoCalDem]

1. Just like CrackerJacks.. sometimes you get the one

with the "prize".. But.... why did she take his pants off??? :evilgrin:


EBay, anyone???? She won't be scowling THEN :)

http://images.thesun.co.uk/picture/0,,2003310077,00.jpg http://images.thesun.co.uk/picture/0,,2003310076,00.jpg

[Maeve]

3. SoCal, did you ever know a kid NOT to undress dolls??

Two daughters, seven hundred Barbies and not five with clothes still in place most days!

[SoCalDem]

4. We didn't have dolls at our house, and I was not a doll person

In fact, I got a walking doll in 1956..(They spent a fortune) and I "walked" her down the basement stairs.. She never recovered:(

[SmileyBoy]

15. And her face is like "Oh, mister Hulk...You're so NAUGHTY....."

There's something troubling about a picture of a 6-year old girl holding a Hulk doll with a penis that would be over one foot long in real-life dimensions...

[supernova]

16. The British have a more relaxed

, more European, outlook on sexual topics than we do. Remember the movie A Fish Called Wanda? The family with the condo on the Thames comes back to find John Cleese butt naked fromt he waiste down and full frontal? Watch the little girl; she's straining to see you know what. Hilarious!

Americans are too uptight.

[SmileyBoy]

17. I understand about that...

...it's just the concept of a girl that age holding such a... how to say it... SEXUALLY ENDOWED childrens toy. I actually thought her face was amusing, that's why I originally posted about it...

[SoCalDem]

18. testing

oopsed/nevermind

[Elidor]

28. Look - he's uncut

even though I'm an adult, I certainly feel traumatized

[trumad]

2. Hmmm ...What does this remind me of?

http://images.thesun.co.uk/picture/0,,2003310077,00.jpg

[SoCalDem]

5. I almost peed my pants, tru:)

Someone has to photoshop those two.. Wake up Wonk :)

[trumad]

10. Sukie photoshop but oh well....

[Bandit]

13. The Bush* hulk with his two inch willy.

;-)

[EOTE]

9. Two inches?!?!!?!?!?

To scale, that would give the 15 foot high hulk a two and a half foot long wang. Don't get me aroused, you wouldn't like me when I'm aroused!

[Best_man23]

19. Well

If he could stay green, he would have a great future as a porn star.

[Kamika]

6. thats some funny sh*t

Id love to know why they make dolls like this

[JitterbugPerfume]

7. That is

disgusting

[Wickster]

8. With a

wee willy wonka maker? (Sorry, I just couldn't resist) :-)

[northzax]

11. that is wrong on so many levels

and yet, I feel and affinity for the hulk at this moment...

[peekaloo]

21. I thought his warning was "you won't like me when I'm angry"

:o

demand equal exposure for the Jolly Green Giant! }(

[Kolesar]

12. This thread should be in the Lounge eom

[Mandate My Ass]

14. doesn't the Hulk tear people limb from limb?

I wonder if the mother of this little girl objects to her daughter seeing that.

[ForrestGump]

31. I would imagine that, for this Hulk's partner,

yes, some pain may be evident. It may well feel as if he or she were being dismembered when, in fact, they were being soundly membered.

Unfortunately, when the tabels are turned and it's a female Hulk, the main danger is from falling in and drowning. Almost happened to me, once. Thank goodness for that snorkel.

[thermodynamic]

20. She WOULD look!

Perverted little girl... Of course, I'd look too... So I'm a perverted man, notice how I'm trying to stay away from the word "little" because it just isn't true!

OMG!!! I just saw the pic! That has GOT to be staged! I mean, even little girls don't hate little boys... Why is she frowning? I bet she was told to frown so that the photographer and target audience would laugh their arses off! And I'll admit, the picture is perverse but extremely funny.

Everybody asks "How come is purple pants stay on when he grows big in size?" Darn right I'm going to look, those purple pants must be magical! :evilgrin:

I wonder if that Hulk will sell here in the US. I want one, and had better not be in the "Billy" doll line - you know what I mean: "Billy" the anatomically correct doll for not-so-young children!

Now if you want something truly gross-out, try this:
http://images.thesun.co.uk/picture/0,,2003310943,00.gif

Strangest looking nipples I've ever seen; purple stars... Looks like she ought to try out to be the new shape in that Lucky Charms cereal...

[EOTE]

22. Surely you've heard of Hulk-grade spandex?

eom.

[Circe_Invidiosa]

23. none of the pics are showing

its probably my pc

[Kat45]

24. That's even better than the Tarzan doll that was recalled

because the placement of his arm and the way it moved was too similar to masturbation (in some people's minds).

Of course, when I heard about it, I got one before they got removed from the stores. I wonder if these Hulk dolls are just in the UK? Probably.

[Ellen Forradalom]

27. Anyone remember C*ck Ring Ken?

Mattel released Earring Magic Ken, dressed in what was then fashionable rave clothing, apparently unaware of the significance of the pendant on his necklace. He was promptly dubbed Cock Ring Ken and he flew off the shelves.

[classics]

25. I like it.

Somehow dolls with freakishly missing genetalia are more disturbing to me.

I guess if they replaced the green dong with a black machine gun the girls mother would be just peachy though. Sick.

[Cush]

26. ohh man.....

that's too much....like the Harry Potter toy broomsticks that were a big hit because they vibrated.

[myomy]

29. I guess a Hulk is a Hulk is a Hulk.

;-)

[BlueJazz]

30. So THAT'S what happens when...

...somebody is turned into a hulk

Ah...mmmm...Ah...On a totally unrelated note, Does anybody know the exact process that causes a ordinary male to become the hulk ?
I would be very appreciative if you would E-mail me with the formula.