Conspiracy Theorists: GO NUTS!

[Guy Fawkes]

I'll start: By tapping phone lines, monitoring e-mail, and tracking what websites people visit, the government is weeding out all liberals. They will then kill us all in the "War on Truth."

[ikojo]

1. No, first we will be put in re-edcation camps where

we will be forced to work on mailings for Republican candidtates while watching Faux News and/or listening to Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Bill O'Reilly or Michael Savage (for those who require the most intense re-education).

[baldguy]

4. They don't need re-edcation camps ...

They've got TV, radio & newspapers!

[TheMightyFavog]

2. Shhhhhh....... You didn't hear this from me but....

The Bavarian Illuminati, in leauge with the Penguins are using the Boy Scouts of America as a front to control the canned food industry! :tinfoilhat:

[Webster Green]

3. They better hurry...they only have till January...

Thats when we start frog marching them off to prison.

[DS1]

5. Can't. Nuts are all microphones. Even peanuts.

That's why they always pass out nuts in planes, and at bars, so they know if you're gonna be trouble :scared:

[Nikia]

6. The FDA is putting pressure on us to put cameras in our plant

They say that it is because terrorists could target food plants in order to kill thousands by contaminating food consumed before it could be recalled. I don't know though.

[catzies]

7. We've got computers, we're tapping phone lines,

I know that ain't allowed

We dress like students, we dress like housewives,
or in a suit and a tie
I changed my hairstyle, so many times now,
I don't know what I look like!

You make me shiver, I feel so tender,
we make a pretty good team
Don't get exhausted, I'll do some driving,
you ought to get some sleep

Get you instructions, follow directions,
then you should change your address
Maybe tomorrow, maybe the next day,
whatever you think is best

Burned all my notebooks, what good are
notebooks? They won't help me survive
My chest is aching, burns like a furnace,
the burning keeps me alive...