Top Brit Comedian Traps Todger in Zipper on board Plane...

[Pert_UK]

Do you guys ever get to see Connolly in the US? He's very funny indeed. You might remember him from Mrs Brown, or you may not. Biog at the bottom.

"Billy Connolly was left bleeding when he got his penis caught in his zip at 30,000 feet...

He revealed the accident left him in tears. "I was sitting on the flight and I noticed my flies were undone so obviously I didn't want to give anyone a fright. I started doing up the zipper on my trousers but it was one of those big chunky ones and was proving quite difficult.

"Then the unimaginable happened and I got my privates stuck in my zip. It was absolute agony but, however tempted you may be, you just can't ask the air stewardess for help. That would have been too embarrassing. I felt like Mr Bean as it was.

"So I just took a deep breath and gave the zip a big yank downwards. God, it was really sore. I was bleeding everywhere and my eyes were filling up." "

Full story:

http://breakingnews.iol.ie/entertainment/story.asp?j=78025708&p=78xz64y4

Biog:
http://us.imdb.com/Name?Connolly,+Billy

[ScreamingMeemie]

1. He also was the second teacher in Head of the Class wasn't he?

Ouchy. That had to have hurt.

[Dover]

2. Yes...I love him! And that is NO laughing matter.........ooooouuuuch!

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[Kellanved]

3. Yes

Wow: another European up at this hour :hi:

However Fenris was faster with the story.


http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=119814

[Pert_UK]

5. Yes, but I'm on holiday...........

Australian East Coast time!

Sorry about the dupe!

P.

[Kellanved]

7. In this case

[greatauntoftriplets]

4. Todger?

Thanks, Pert. That is a euphemism I had never heard. LOL. Will add it to my vocabulary. Should I test it out at work tomorrow?

[Pert_UK]

6. See Blackadder Goes Forth, the German Spy episode....

Method of interrogation...

"Personally, I'd suggest popping his todger between two floury baps, fetching a cocker spaniel and then shouting 'Dinner Time Fido!'"

:evilgrin:

P.