What do you use when you run out of TP?

[Lou_C]

We are having a tornado here tonight and I am out of TP.

I am taking a poll on what to use in the place of TP as long as it will flush.

I am down with the flu and it's a bad time to get sick and be without TP in the house.

[Taverner]

1. I AM CORNHOLIO! I NEED TEEPEE FOR MY BUNG-HOLE!

ARE YOU THREATENING ME???

[Lou_C]

2. LOL

Peepeekaakaa

[Radical Activist]

10. You cannot run from your own bunghole

That's my favorite Cornholio line. I loved that show.

[Lou_C]

13. Cornholio comes out when Beavis had had to much sugar

I miss that cartoon.

[Lou_C]

19. I need TP for my bunghole

LOL

[SmileyBoy]

25. In my country, we have but one bunghole!!!

Plopplopplopplopplopplopplopplopplopplop... Heh heh m-heh

[Systematic Chaos]

3. Hell yeah!!

I laughed so hard when I saw that episode of Beavis and Butthead the first time my poor friend almost had to resuscitate me. :D

[Lou_C]

5. I love Beavis and Butthead

I think that I had a mild heart attack during that episode.

[Taverner]

7. Me too -

And to boot I hadn't 420'd in a year - and had been away from the US for 3 years...this was my return to the US...

[Lou_C]

9. My Dad loves them to this day and he is a Vet

Mr. Anderson had to be a republican.

[Career Prole]

4. John Ashcroft said he'll rip off a strip of the Constitution for you. n/t

[Teddy_Salad]

6. 60 grit sandpaper

:cry:

[FDRrocks]

8. Readers Digest pages....

b/c we have a 2 year back catalog of em in each bathroom and I think thats the appropriate use for any Murdoch media.

[RC]

11. I guess TP does not stand for Tooth paste.

[Lou_C]

12. TP is toilet paper and PT is paper towel

:7

[DS1]

14. I'd use your hand to wipe

Oh, a tornado you say? This calls for special arrangements.

I'd give you a computer and an AOL account so you could come here and complain about me.

Then I'd watch you accuse of me being an alkie, but I'd still support you.

After that I'd grow an irrational attraction towards you, and ask you to marry me. When you turn me down, I'd take up some sort of of trivial hobby, oh let's say, meanial cooking. Pasta boiling always was my greatest skill.

Because I'm fucked the head like that.

:silly:

This is the lounge, right?

[PartyPooper]

15. If you're on a septic system, you're out of luck without tp.

All of the above solutions could cause lots of problems and expensive headaches.

In the future, keep plenty of tp on hand.

:D

[Lou_C]

17. Never run out in the middle of a storm right?

I am in the country and I can't get out and go to the store right now.

[found object]

16. napkins from Jack in the box, Subway, Taco Bell, etc...

You can get two wipes per.

[Lou_C]

18. I will have to go and search my car for some napkins

That will work, I forgot about my fast food napkins.

[vajraroshana]

20. "Vedic" toilet paper

That's what we called it when I was a youngster and we lived in a hare krishna ashram.

What is 'vedic' toiletpaper, you ask?

A little container of water on the side of the toilet bowl. You put some water on your left hand and then wipe. Eewww.

It explains very easily the "taboo" about touching food with your left hand!!! (Of course we washed our hands afterwards, but still...eeewww).

One more reason I'm glad I was able to leave that "cult" when I was only 19.

[Lou_C]

21. Your kidding right?

[vajraroshana]

22. Nope! I'm not kidding.

That's the way it was. I'm sure that's the way it still is.

We also had "Vedic" underwear, kind of like a jock strap made out of a couple of strips of cloth.

[BBradley]

23. I think Ashcroft uses the Constitution.

[Lou_C]

24. The whole right wing has wiped their ass on the constitution

Epically Asscroft.