little depressed, do your best to make me laugh.

[LastKnight]

need a little help, i could use a laugh... i wont bother the lounge with details, cause i dont wanna get into it, it might make it worse if i think about it.

anyway, make me laugh, if you can...

-LK

[TacticalPeek]

1. Stooopid.

[Lucky Luciano]

4. LOL

I was wondering if anyone had video of b*sh falling off his tricycle, but this cewrtainly makes the same humorous point!

[LastKnight]

7. heh... close... but not quite... nt

[dorktv]

2. Um well...

on my 18th birthday I went to my gay friend Phillip's dorm room and there was a party at one his friend's room and there was this gross gay couple. One of the guy's was named Leo and he was so icky that my friend Phillip went straight for the night. Well when we left the party for the final time, Leo said "A kiss for the birthday girl!!!" So he came running up to me with his tongue out. I shrieked then turned my head and he STUCK HIS TONGUE IN MY EAR!!! ewwwwwww

That help?

[LastKnight]

3. haha...

maybe thats what he was aiming for... lol.

-LK

[dorktv]

5. No that was my district chair...He likes to lick ears way too much...but

at least he did not try to kiss me after he sucked and licked my ear...ewww.

[Hailtothechimp]

6. A quick story for ya...

It is March of 2005. A man walks up to a marine who is standing guard at the White House and asks to speak to president George Bush. The guard explains that since George Bush is no longer the president, he does not live in the White House anymore. The man thanks him and walks away.

The next day, the same man returns and again asks for president Bush. The guard again explains that George Bush is no longer the president and does not live in the White House any more. Again the man thanks the guard and walks away.

The next day, the same man returns to the white house and again asks for president Bush. This time, the Marine guard says "Look, buddy, I've already told you two times that Bush isn't the president and doesn't live here anymore. Why can't you understand that?"

The man replies "Oh, I understand it just fine. I just like hearing you say it."

The Marine guard says "Well, then, I'll see you again tomorrow."


Let's hope this story comes to pass.

[LastKnight]

8. ill probably be that man... lol. nt

[JohnKleeb]

9. well let me see

when I was driving in my grandpa's truck, the first song that came on was milkshake.

[LastKnight]

10. thats just weird, man... nt

[JohnKleeb]

12. whats getting you down?

exactly

[LastKnight]

13. long story...

is anyone in chat? maybe i could vent there...

-LK

[Angelus]

15. Did you guys change the chat room again?

[LastKnight]

16. my AIM isnt even on right now... so i donno if anyone is there... nt

[sundog]

11. dude, nothing wrong with being reflective...

what is "depressed?"

It's a fucked up word that psych world has created to box up any emotion that strays outside the "norm"

Chill out, put on some good tunes, have a drink... and think if you wanna think.. no big deal...

Maybe it's just mental growing pains...

It's all in perception...

[LastKnight]

14. thanks for the thought...

but right now im trying to determine what course would be less painful... forgetting or reflecting upon it... im usuially not the forget about the pain type of person... i like to learn from things but ive tried that in these situations... but to no avail, so i think ill try this whole running from my problems thing for a bit...

-LK

[sundog]

17. hey...

I feel better now :)

I felt like shit today too... I posted about 20 things & you're the first person to reply to a post...

If you run from something, it always manages to catch up-- usually when you least expect it...

But pain... pain is a tricky thing... sometimes there are pains that stick with you forever... you just have to learn to live with them... they never go away.

[LastKnight]

22. this isnt gonna go away...

not for awhile anyway, run from it or face it, its gonna be there for life... like a damned scar... but its no one's fault but mine.

sorry for all the lame melodramatic speach...

a big thank you to everyone for puttin up with my shit.

-LK

[sundog]

24. pain...

turns to anger turns to sadness turns to grief...

[LastKnight]

25. alllllright master yoda... nt

[sundog]

26. well, your question was from...

the heart, so that was how I responded :)

[PartyPooper]

18. I can't make you laugh. But, remember one thing just the same.

You have loads of friends who really care for you at DU!

:hi:

:grouphug:

:loveya:

[LastKnight]

19. well it got a smile outta me...

thanks...

-LK

[flamingyouth]

20. I happen to find this book cover very funny

But I have an odd sense of humor. Sorry you're feeling low.:hug:

[LastKnight]

21. especially to an avid SNL fan...

TOUCH MY MONKEY! TOUCH IT!

lol

-LK

[flamingyouth]

23. Excellent!

See, I made you laugh! I made you laugh! :bounce:

[FizzFuzz]

27. some music to lighten your mood

I wrote this:

O!!!!
The toads in France
They don't wear no underpants.

And to see them hop,
It'd make ya call a cop.

------------
Christmas Cheer

We three toads of (your town here)
Bearing warts we hop from afar.
Hop
hop hop
hop hop
hop ho-o-op
Hop hop hop hop hop hop

O!!!!
Toads of wonder!
Toads are right!
Toads! The source of endless delight!

Ever singing
Never si-inking,
Setting the world aright.

-------------
One more song ( I didn't write this)

When an Eeel jumps out
An-na bites you on-na da snout...
Ats a moray!!!

When the water is warm
An he knaws off your arm...
Ats a moooorrrayyyyy.

[LastKnight]

28. heh, nice n random... i like it... nt

[LastKnight]

29. self serving kick...

cause i need it, dammit.

-LK

[TreasonousBastard]

30. Skeleton walks into a bar...

"Give me a beer and a mop."

[CJCRANE]

34. /chuckle/ eom

.

[Red State Rebel]

31. You need some www.subservient chicken.com

Tell him to do just about anything and he will do it :)

[TheWizardOfMudd]

32. This guy walks into a bar . . .

. . . and just before he reaches a stool he trips, falls forward, hits his head on the brass rail and cracks his fucking skull wide open. He lays on the floor as a pool of blood the size of a basketball goal backboard covers the surrounding floor.

The place is so silent, you could hear a pin drop.

Suddenly, the bartender blurts out, "Boy howdy, this would be a really good time for that skeleton to come in and order a beer!"

[LastKnight]

33. LMAO, now THAT did it... nt