I got forty pigs

[texas1928]

what shoudl we do with them?

[fishnfla]

1. teach them how to fly ? <nt>

[EV1Ltimm]

2. my wife loves pigs.

stick a stamp on one of em and send em up.

[Champion Jack]

3. Send me a couple...

[Wickerman]

4. uh you either milk them

or collect their eggs?

Am I warm?

[TX-RAT]

5. Pork loin barbecue

[Paradise]

6. look at the upside,

you'll never be attacked by al qaida! :shrug: :hi:

[Blue-Jay]

7. That reminds me of a joke.

Something about the pigs in the farmer's truck honking the horn, but I'll be damned if I can remember the whole thing...

EDIT: "truck" not "trunk"

Oy yoy yoy..

[texas1928]

8. I know that one and I can not remember how it goes.

and no we are not doing that with a pig.

[texas1928]

11. Here is that joke

An farmer buys several pigs, hoping to breed them for ham, bacon, and
so on.

After several weeks, he notices that none of the pigs are getting
pregnant and calls a vet for help. The vet tells the farmer that he
should try artificial insemination. The farmer doesn't have the
slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his
ignorance, he only asks the vet how he will know when the pigs are
pregnant. The vet tells him that when pregnant, they will stop
standing around and will, instead, lay down and wallow in the mud.

The farmer hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the
conclusion that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the pigs. So, he loads the pigs into his truck, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back and goes to bed.

Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the pigs. Seeing that they are all still standing around, he concludes that the first try didn't
take, and loads them in the truck again. He drives them out to the
woods, banged each pig twice for good measure, brings them back and
goes to bed.

Next morning, he wakes to find the pigs still just standing around.
One more try, he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up and drive them out to the woods. He spends all day shagging the pigs and, upon returning home, falls listlessly into bed.

The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look at the pigs. He asks his wife to look out and tell him if the pigs are laying in the mud.

"No," she says, "they're all in the truck and one of them's honking
the horn."

[Blue-Jay]

12. Yeah. That's the joke!

Them pigs is smart.

[sangh0]

9. Shouldn't you

be asking the pigs?

[EstimatedProphet]

10. They can't ask the pigs!

Pigs have a terrible sense of humor. They'd just ruin the joke.

[texas1928]

13. now that is just silly

talking to pigs.