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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 04:33 PM
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Whats The Difference In Owning A Male vs Female SPONGE?
Edited on Wed May-26-04 04:34 PM by matcom
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 04:33 PM
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1. Femal... is that like Feral? n/t
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 04:34 PM
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2. now, THAT would be just sexist
:D
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 04:36 PM
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3. Female sponges wear square skirts. (nt)
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 04:48 PM
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4. The taste?
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 04:49 PM
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5. Is Nemo in there?
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damnraddem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 05:00 PM
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6. If the male sponge is named 'Bob,' then ...
he has square pants.
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jmowreader Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 05:38 PM
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7. Not much; sexual sponges are hermaphroditic
And it gets even more fun: these sponges change from male to female and back in alternating mating seasons. Don't you wish you could do that? :evilgrin:

There are also asexual sponges.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 05:47 PM
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8. hence, the purpose of this post
:D
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jmowreader Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 06:11 PM
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9. Well then, just get a sponge...
cut it in half and put it in your reef tank, and you'll have a male and a female. No problem.
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pintobean Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 06:43 PM
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10. The male sponge
spends your money on booze and women. The female sponge goes shopping with your money.
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Red State Rebel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 06:43 PM
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11. The time they spend in the bathroom getting ready to go out....?
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