CAPTION the 'oxy' or the 'moron'

[cosmicdot]

one more 5-step plan photo for the road ... something is lost between the words and the expression ... mind the gap ... or gape ... whatever



W: Thank you for assembling tonight at my order as directed by Karl Rove and Karen Huge ... I'm going to be reading some stuff off to you which is suppose to outline how we can bring peace in my world ... and, what a better place to do that -- but at this here War College ... George Orwell wrote ... blah blah blah ...

[GOPisEvil]

1. Hey, I'm the War President. How come I never went to War College?

[Zuni]

2. Soldiers, soon you will be done your lessons here

and you can be sacrificed in another of my neverending wars to support the Bush political dynasty.

[skip fox]

3. "I have a speech that I'm supposed to read tonight, but I'd rather

sing it. . . . Not a lot of people know how much I like opera and music and stuff. . . . why once I tried to get Mickey Gilley to write me an opera . . . but he couldn't yodel like those folks in the opera do . . . I guess . . . anyway, he said he couldn't do it . . . so I had some of my staff write the music to the words of this here speech, and if you'll give me your undivisible attendance, we can start . . . OOOOHHHHHHHhhhhhh . . . oh, sorry, that's just to warm up the old voice . . . so, okay, here goes . . . ready? . . . okay . . . "

[BringEmOn]

4. "Do ya have Skull and Bones at your War College?