My name is Luka

[WilliamPitt]

I live on the second floor.

[KissMyAsscroft]

1. LOVEBOAT!!!!!

The LOVEBOAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dookus]

2. feh

[WilliamPitt]

3. Beat'cha to it, didn't I

:P

[Dookus]

5. LOL..

did not!

did you READ my thread?

:P

[WilliamPitt]

7. Did too

I said "Luka" and you said "Dookus."

You were funny. I was accurate (and funnier, because the third copycat thread in any copycat series is *always* the funniest thread).

Neener.

:P

[Dookus]

8. I repeat my earlier assertion:

feh

[TheWizardOfMudd]

4. You make me want to Puka

Blaaaaaaaaaah.

Heh.

[SarahB]

6. I live upstairs from you

Yes, I think you've seen me before.

How's Comcast?

[VolcanoJen]

9. Cheater.

:+

The Dookus thread was better than any "This is my last post at DU" thread, and you know it.

:+

[Dookus]

14. Thank you Jen...

(slips a twenty under the table)

[VolcanoJen]

15. Anytime!

(pockets 20, in ultra-cool nonchalant fashion, just like in the movies and stuff)

[Feanorcurufinwe]

10. My name is Luca

My dog's name is Luca (pronounced Luka)

My name is Luca
I live on the valley floor
I live up the road from from you,
You've seen me at your trash cans before
If you hear something late at night,
Some kind of trouble, some kind of dog fight
Just don't ask me what it was

[rumguy]

11. I hear you Luka

it's time to leave the bastard so I can get some sleep...

[rooboy]

12. My name is Rooboy and I live on the first floor...

and if you don't keep that FRIGGIN' NOISE DOWN I'm coming up there to sort your ass out.

[amerikat]

13. what's the matter here with this thread?

That young boy without a name I'd know his face. In
this city the kid's my favorite. I've seen him. I see him every
day. Seen him run outside looking for a place to hide from his
father, the kid half naked and said to myself "O, what's the
matter here?" I'm tired of the excuses everbody uses, he's their
kid I stay out of it, but who gave you the right to do this?
We live on Morgan Street; just ten feet between and his
mother, I never see her, but her screams and cussing, I hear them
every day. Threats like: "If you don't mind I will beat on your
behind,""Slap you, slap you silly." made me say, "O, what's the
matter here?" I'm tired of the excuses everybody uses, he's your
kid, do as you see fit, but get this through that I don't approve
of what you did to you own flesh and blood.
"If you don't sit on this chair straight I'll take this
belt from around my waist and don't think that I won't use it!"
Answer me and take your time, what could be the awful
crime he could do at such young an age? If I'm the only witness
to your madness offer me some words to balance out what I see and
what I hear. All these cold and rude things that you do I suppose
you do because he belongs to you and instead of love, the feel of
warmth you've given him these cuts and sores won't heal with time or
age.
I want to say "What's the Matter here?" But I don't dare say.

[camero]

16. If you hear something late at night

it wasn't me. I didn't do it.

[Hawkeye-X]

17. Feh. Stop copying me.

:pthbt: