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m-jean03 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-04 06:10 PM Original message |
If told to "Act" like a Freeper -- What's the first thing you do? |
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robertpaulsen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-04 06:13 PM Response to Original message |
1. Seig heil! |
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Endangered Specie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-26-04 12:57 PM Response to Reply #1 |
74. Sing: |
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nothingshocksmeanymore (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-04 06:13 PM Response to Original message |
2. Scratch my asshole then sniff my hand |
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snippy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-04 06:40 PM Response to Reply #2 |
32. This reminds me of a story about OxyRush when he lived in Kansas City. |
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nothingshocksmeanymore (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-04 06:57 PM Response to Reply #32 |
43. I'd take it back and put it in his drink |
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snippy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-04 07:00 PM Response to Reply #43 |
45. Why? He would just keep the bill and drink his drink. n/t |
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SnohoDem (915 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-04 06:56 PM Response to Reply #2 |
42. Damn crackheads! |
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Demobrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-04 06:13 PM Response to Original message |
3. First I would work on my facial expression. |
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SoDesuKa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-04 06:13 PM Response to Original message |
4. Blame Clinton |
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stepnw1f (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-04 06:13 PM Response to Original message |
5. Get a Really bad hair-do |
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mia (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-04 07:29 PM Response to Reply #5 |
50. load up on hairspray, and |
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Fridays Child (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-04 06:15 PM Response to Original message |
6. I'd move into an echo chamber. |
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JustFiveMoreMinutes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-04 06:17 PM Response to Original message |
7. Go To Tahoe, lose money, get drunk, get a girl or two... |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-04 06:17 PM Response to Original message |
8. hunch over with my hands in my armpits in typical ape behavior |
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Canuckistanian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-04 06:17 PM Response to Original message |
9. Easy. Turn on Fox News, become a zombie for 4 hours. |
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ScreamingMeemie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-04 06:18 PM Response to Original message |
10. Whatever my government tells me to.... |
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tjwash (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-04 06:18 PM Response to Original message |
11. I wuld tel evriwon too... |
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Rowdyboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-04 06:19 PM Response to Original message |
12. Put on polyester pants and pull them up above my navel... |
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m-jean03 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-04 06:25 PM Response to Reply #12 |
16. LOL! You guys are all cracking me up!! |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-04 06:20 PM Response to Original message |
13. Here's my inventory |
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Canuckistanian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-04 06:28 PM Response to Reply #13 |
22. You forgot your "Get a brain! Morans" poster! |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-04 06:29 PM Response to Reply #22 |
24. It flew out of the truck bed because |
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Jade Fox (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-04 07:54 PM Response to Reply #13 |
55. LOL! Number 11 is the perfect capper for an excellent list! |
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Mike Niendorff (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-04 06:22 PM Response to Original message |
14. burn a cross |
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m-jean03 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-04 06:27 PM Response to Reply #14 |
20. OMG! My stomach hurts from lol, you guys play a great game |
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R3dD0g (625 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-04 06:23 PM Response to Original message |
15. Smear Vaseline all over my body |
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Blue-Jay (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-04 06:26 PM Response to Original message |
17. I'd invade your ass! |
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m-jean03 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-04 06:36 PM Response to Reply #17 |
30. Well, actually I was saving the pizza for the orphans... |
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Blue-Jay (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-04 06:51 PM Response to Reply #30 |
39. Screw the orphans! |
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m-jean03 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-04 07:12 PM Response to Reply #39 |
48. You know what? |
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Anarcho-Socialist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-04 06:26 PM Response to Original message |
18. 1st step to Frepperville |
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belladonna (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-04 06:26 PM Response to Original message |
19. Buy a dartboard and attach a pic of Hillary to it |
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Mike Niendorff (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-04 06:27 PM Response to Original message |
21. and the second thing I'd do is : |
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Padraig18 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-04 06:29 PM Response to Original message |
23. Become a mouth breather or a knuckle dragger. |
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Canuckistanian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-04 06:31 PM Response to Reply #23 |
26. Be a mouth breather! The hours are better. |
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Padraig18 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-04 06:54 PM Response to Reply #26 |
41. I heard knuckle draggers got better retiremnt plans, though. |
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NewHampshireDem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-04 06:30 PM Response to Original message |
25. Complain about how the "demon rats" ... |
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snippy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-04 06:32 PM Response to Original message |
27. Pay homage to the LordGodBush and to the original freeper |
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FDRrocks (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-04 06:33 PM Response to Original message |
28. Go to Wal Mart |
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m-jean03 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-04 06:37 PM Response to Reply #28 |
31. BWWWAAHAHAHA! |
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rumguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-26-04 12:43 AM Response to Reply #28 |
60. and get a Toby Keith CD too |
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dweller (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-04 06:35 PM Response to Original message |
29. Drink the Koolaid |
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NewHampshireDem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-04 06:42 PM Response to Reply #29 |
33. Actually, isn't that technically the "last thing you'd do"? |
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Spinzonner (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-04 06:42 PM Response to Original message |
34. Prefrontal Lobotomy |
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parasim (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-04 06:43 PM Response to Original message |
35. refuse to do it |
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mia (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-04 06:44 PM Response to Original message |
36. change my avatar |
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EstimatedProphet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-04 06:46 PM Response to Original message |
37. I'd do just what all the Freeprs do for fun |
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MikeG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-04 06:47 PM Response to Original message |
38. Tern ahn Roosh. Hay hu tuk mah raydeo? |
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ikojo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-04 06:54 PM Response to Original message |
40. Burn the following: |
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Blue-Jay (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-04 06:59 PM Response to Reply #40 |
44. You left out one important flammable thing. |
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ikojo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-04 07:02 PM Response to Reply #44 |
46. Oh THAT was what I was going to use to get the |
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Blue-Jay (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-04 07:06 PM Response to Reply #46 |
47. Question: |
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ikojo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-04 07:15 PM Response to Reply #47 |
49. Mr Ashcroft advised me that it is best to wipe |
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AmandaRuth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-04 07:37 PM Response to Original message |
51. scream about taxes while demanding the BEST |
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DrWeird (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-04 07:39 PM Response to Original message |
52. Gee, I don't know. |
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jmowreader (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-04 07:41 PM Response to Original message |
53. I don't have enough hair for a Mullet |
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VOX (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-04 07:46 PM Response to Original message |
54. Start making TRAITORS lists!!!! |
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Mike Niendorff (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-04 07:59 PM Response to Original message |
56. and the third thing I'd do is: |
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m-jean03 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-26-04 12:08 PM Response to Reply #56 |
64. Have to say, this is hands down one of the most |
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BringEmOn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-04 11:52 PM Response to Original message |
57. Start a republican for VP thread |
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sundog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-04 11:53 PM Response to Original message |
58. don't take a shit for 2 weeks... |
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richmwill (972 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-26-04 12:38 AM Response to Original message |
59. Put my pillowcase over my head |
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Only Me (631 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-26-04 12:59 AM Response to Original message |
61. Cop an attitude, tell some lies, steal some medicare money, smack |
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camero (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-26-04 01:01 AM Response to Original message |
62. what else is there to do |
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VolcanoJen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-26-04 01:02 AM Response to Original message |
63. Smirk wildly. Then, I'd try to look incredibly smug and stupid... |
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m-jean03 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-26-04 12:09 PM Response to Reply #63 |
65. Thanks! |
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henslee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-26-04 12:40 PM Response to Original message |
66. drape a naked statue with expensive fabric? |
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henslee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-26-04 12:44 PM Response to Original message |
67. deleated duplicate. |
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Ganja Ninja (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-26-04 12:49 PM Response to Original message |
68. Find a cripple and kick the crutches out from under him. |
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Feanorcurufinwe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-26-04 12:50 PM Response to Original message |
69. My mind just went blank. |
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BurtWorm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-26-04 12:52 PM Response to Original message |
70. Think of Bill Clinton's penis |
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henslee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-26-04 12:53 PM Response to Reply #70 |
71. secret woody? heee-hee. |
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Endangered Specie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-26-04 12:53 PM Response to Original message |
72. Invest in a XXXL White Robe, and set some crosses on fire. |
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Endangered Specie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-26-04 12:55 PM Response to Original message |
73. Flunk out of college, flip burgers and shovel mule shit for a living. |
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denverbill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-26-04 01:09 PM Response to Original message |
75. Bitch about high taxes, |
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