I Am Offering A Bounty For Evita's Capture

[matcom]

that's right. $9.95 to the person or persons who capture Evita the cat and bring her to moi.

it is obvious that Evita is a murderer who roams the living room at night, sleeping on the un-vaccumed floors. she must be stopped. she preys on helpless flying mammals and may or may not have a current case of rabies.

maybe then the world be safe from this monster (and we will rid ourselves of multiple Evita threads) :D

if you capture her with her accomplice, i'll throw in a slightly used George Forman Grill.

TO THE BATTLESTATIONS!

:bounce:

[GOPisEvil]

1. I know her preferred hidey hole!

It's under the couch! :bounce:

[matcom]

2. well, you in need of an extra $9.95?

bring that EvilDoer to JUSTICE!

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

3. Don't cry for me Matcomtina!

You know I am immortal.
Not what I asked for...


I'll take bad Broadway musicals for $500, alex.

[matcom]

4. she must be stopped

eliminated

done in

[woofless]

5. Your cat kills bats?

"helpless flying mammals"

[matcom]

6. not MY cat

LynneSin's.

that damned Evita. the evil incarnate

[LynneSin]

7. NNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Don't harm my precious Evita

I love her, she was protecting me from that horrible horrible bat

AND I VACUUM THE FLOOR ONCE A WEEK YOU FREAKING YELLOW-BUTTCRACK LIME STAIR CLIMBER

It's just that toy that Evita is on shreads and I have to pick up that stuff on a daily basis

Could anyone in their right mind want to harm anything as beautiful as this girl???

[matcom]

8. she it toast

and all i get are excuses about your carpet. however, not ONCE have i seen a pic of it *ahem* 'clean'.

that furball lives in SQUALLOR which probably aids her evilness

[LynneSin]

10. GOPisEvil, sus and Ramsey have all been to my place

and have witnessed my clean carpets. So I have witnesses!!!

[matcom]

12. *chirp* *chirp*

awfully quiet in here. don't really hear ANY of them

*chirp*

[LynneSin]

13. they are trying to stay neutral in this war between us

:mad:

[matcom]

14. yeah, that's it

sure :bounce:

[LynneSin]

15. sus, come on, you're my best friend - tell him

I know my place is a heck of alot cleaner than YOURS!

[matcom]

17. so now your insulting the cleaning habits of SUS?

DAMN if THAT is how you treat your friends :eyes:

[GOPisEvil]

18. Keep me outta this! I'm Switzerland!

:D

[Zuni]

19. You have the Turboscratcher!

That is my cat's favorite toy!

BTW---Evita is a pretty girl. I like the fluffy tail!

[sus]

9. oh. i am *so* getting a new cd this week.

hey Lynne. I have to show you something. can I come over tonight?

[LynneSin]

11. Hey sus, I have a gift for you. Can I bring it over

(thinks of the dead bat in her freezer)

[ronnykmarshall]

16. Message from Evita:

"Bring it on, smiley butt boy!"

[matcom]

20. Message TO Evita:

my guitar needs a new set of strings

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

21. Hmmmm. Perhaps Dr. Kissinger can help mediate this dispute

He did so well with Evita's namesake.