What do you think Bush should title his post presidential memoirs?

[WI_DEM]

I know we have lots of people with original ideas here. Let's have 'em!

[CBHagman]

1. "All in all, it's been a fabulous year for Laura and me"

What Bush said at the end of 2001. :mad:

[Kahuna]

2. "The Devil Made Me Do It!

Of course he will be in full Geraldine Jones makeup and garb on the cover.

[murielm99]

3. Little Georgie's first coloring book...

or, if he gets a ghostwriter, Letters from Prisoner #865494, or whatever his prison jumpsuit will say.

[woofless]

4. FUBAR

My life, America, and everything else I've touched.

By Geo. W. Bush

[CBHagman]

5. "Moronic Convergence"

As opposed to harmonic. :evilgrin:

[bif]

6. "Scarface"

Based on all the run-ins he's had with trees and carpeting.

[gold_bug]

7. The Accidental Presidency

[BurtWorm]

8. A Discharge to Keep an Eye On

[WI_DEM]

9. Mein Kampf II

The Memoirs of George W. Bush

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

35. I KNEW it would be used already :-)

[kcwayne]

10. "What? Me Worry?"

[NewJeffCT]

28. good one - or "The Complete Idiots Guide to the Presidency"?

[havocmom]

11. 'Hey, I Was Napping!'

Subtitle:
Who cares what I think?

[moof]

12. Trifucta

[achtung_circus]

13. Take the Money and Run. nt

[Rabrrrrrr]

14. "Why I'm In Jail"

[shaolinmonkey]

15. They'll have to go straight to video.

He's a functional illiterate, in which case they'll be called "When Morons Attack"

[Rabrrrrrr]

24. He's definitely going to need a ghost-writer

such a stupid person.

[Ganja Ninja]

16. "How America failed me!" By George W. Bush with Ann Coulter

I'm sure that's how they'll see it.

[LionInWinter]

17. "From Crawford to the Hague ...

Little Georgies (Not So) Excellent Adventure"

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

18. "The Good and Fabulous Man:

My Life as Grand High Supreme King of the Universe." Because he can only think of these two adjectives when describing anyone.

[LynneSin]

19. A Slacker for all Seasons

I never knew ANYONE who was slacked so much throughout his entire life and 'achieved" as much as the folks around him could give him

[4_Legs_Good]

20. "Lies and the Lying Liar Who Told Them - a fair and balanced look at my

presidency."

david

[Insider]

21. Hail to the Chizzle

yeah boy.

[Insider]

22. BushMaster Ice

on the real.

[Insider]

I Know You Are

but what am i.

[LynneSin]

23. How to slack-off throughout life and still have everything handed....

...to you on a silver platter.

I heard they're going to make a Broadway Musical about it!!

[WI_DEM]

25. A Heatbeat Away

How I served as Acting President duing Cheney's heart probe

[Bossy Monkey]

26. GeorgeWBushido: The Way of the Chickenhawk

Thanks, I was trying to think of somewhere to use this joke!

[ChickMagic]

27. Don't Get Snippy About It

Of course, it will all be redacted.

[Forkboy]

29. "Diary of a Shitheel"

[zbdent]

30. "Shred this book"

subtitled "My hidden life in a library"

[bif]

31. "Who cares what you think!"

n/t

[HuckleB]

32. "God's Example: Thou Shalt Not Lie"

subtitle: "How I used the presidency to show the world the folly of deceit."

[yellowcanine]

33. "I Never Promised You a Rose Garden - It Was For Me and Dick"

Runner Up: "I was Dick Cheney's Bitch"

[HuckleB]

34. "The Presidency for Dummies"

[Commendatori]

36. The Dark Side of the Charmin

and the Wadded-up Four Years in D.C.

[HuckleB]

37. "I am a rock. I am an island."

[HuckleB]

38. "Out of my league." (with sincere apologies to mr. plimpton)

[HuckleB]

39. "The Thief's Journal." (with sincere apologies to mr. genet)

[HuckleB]

40. "Dick don't live here anymore."

[sofa king]

41. Fielding's Vacation Guide to Crawford, Texas

Some others:

High in the Pie

Don't Sweat the Small Stuff, or the Big Stuff, or That Middle Thing

An Aggragation of My Insousciant Apophthegms in the Confrontation of the Mephistophelian Paradigm (With William F. Buckley, Jr.)