Insanely pro-Bush Israeli girl with bodacious tatas

[ForrestGump]

I wrote about her a few days ago, this late-20s sex goddess who seems to have nothing in common with the neocon stereotype other than a blind devotion to the saintliness of George W. Bush and an abiding hatred of Israel's various 'enemies.'

Anyway, the latest item she's shared with me is the identify of her dream man. Her ideal match. Now, bear in mind that she looks something like this:



Pretty close likeness to a young Sophia....a very fetching look, indeed.

So here's her dreamy hunk. Her hunka hunka burning love. I'm not especially shallow when it comes to physicality, but I'm wondering if this young lady has 'issues' other than the obvious political ones:



Yes, none other than Ariel Sharon. I can see how he would so fully assume the role of an object of lust. I mean, golly, I'm already experiencing certain stirrings just at the sight of him.



Obviously, I can't compete with that, not even when I hold my stomach in like this:

[Rationality]

1. Liked the first pic. Didn't care for the second. The third made me vomit

n/t

[ForrestGump]

2. Just as well I didn't

use a real picture of me in that third place, then, 'cos I don't drink and the bottle'd have to go. :o

[Madrone]

3. Hell, I'm a GIRL and I agree with that assessment!

Looks like Absolut boy is doing some compensating!

[ForrestGump]

5. Or the point could be that men look like that when women (or other

men, of course) drink a whole bottle of vodka.

[TheWizardOfMudd]

4. And you believe she thinks Sharon is a hunk?

Dude, get the message.

Move on.

[ForrestGump]

6. She really DOES think he's uncommonly handsome

There's no romantic stuff at all between us -- I've known her a while, and had no problem with liking her despite her repulsively perfect physical beauty. I just recently discovered that she is insane (at least relative to politics. She's hot for the dude.


That cat Sharon....he's a sex machine with all the chicks. Damn straight.

http://www.mikesnewsquips.freeservers.com/ph5,27,3whitney,ariel.jpg

[SarahB]

7. You never know

She might really end up liking you in return. Then you'd have to deal with the massive obsticle (other than the bodacious ta tas) of her being a Zionist Neocon, but I suppose there are worse obstacles. Perhaps it might even add a bit of intensity. :shrug:

That 3rd pic though? Um, LA has sure changed you, 'Forrest'. Must be all those Rodeo Drive salons or something. You know, you could put your picture up in the gallery. I know there's one out there one the web with sunglasses looking all anonymous and such, but I think you like that extra "air of mystery" thing.