If you met Bu$h and could only say one thing,

[Dark]

what would it be?

You shouldn't drink before getting on your bike unless you have a designated rider.

[JaySherman]

1. "Fuck you." eom

[neuvocat]

2. Go to Leavenworth and stay there.

[2Design]

3. Criminal

[Lou_C]

4. Killer

:kick:

[patriotvoice]

5. "History, like hell, will judge you harshly."

EOM

[Jim Sagle]

6. Get out of Al Gore's house, you slimy bag of unelected fascist pus!

[MercutioATC]

7. My cousin might die for your arrogance

I have a cousin in Iraq right now. The stupid kid believed them when they said they'd guarantee in writing that if he reenlisted, he'd stay in Germany (with his fiancee). Two weeks after he did, they sent him off to a training camp for 6 weeks and then to Iraq.

[Jack Rabbit]

8. I can't think of anything specific I'd say to him

However, I would make it a point to address him as "Mr. Bush".

If he thinks he deserves to be called anything else, I might call him what he deserves to be called, too.

[arwalden]

9. It's Just Too Horrible To Even Contemplate

[TheWizardOfMudd]

10. Fuck off and die, shithead!

!

[Wwagsthedog]

11. chickenhawk nt

[achtung_circus]

12. Bite my crank, you wank. nt

[Madrone]

13. AFTER punching him in the face-

I'd say - Sorry about that dude. It was preemptive!

[The Traveler]

14. "Here's a quarter. Call your mother and tell her ..."

"... that you will probably never learn to be an honest man."

[gkdmaths]

15. What to say to Bu*h:

"Who did you say you were again?"

[ThoughtCriminal]

16. What was so interesting about the pet goat story?

nt

[goclark]

17. I am unhonored to meet you.

I hate ALL that you represent. You are a disgrace to our country and to the world.

[Bryan]

18. I couldn't say anything meaningful, pithy, or enjoyably vulgar

...without the Secret Service's radar going off, and then it's what'dIdo?comealongsirheystoppushingowthat'smyarmyoustormtrooperpeesashit so I would, by necessity, have to resort to junior-high-level tomfoolery, like saying "A dumbass says what?" very quickly.

[Justitia]

19. omg, that's hilarious, I'm laughing so hard I'm crying

I'd have to say something along the lines of how he makes me ashamed to identify myself as an American, much less a TEXAN!

What a bad rap we Texans get because of him - it pisses me off to no end. Him and his RWer, brain-damaged cronies have hijacked my state.

[Manc]

20. How does it feel to be a lying murdering toerag?

That's what I'd ask anyway..

Why don't you join the online march on the White house? That way you can tell the rogue regime exactly what you think!

See http://geocities.com/tellbushtheworldsaysno for more details.

[Jeff in Cincinnati]

21. Nothing at all

I can't talk and spit at the same time.

[scarlet_owl]

22. I would let my middle finger do the talking.

[terrya]

23. "I wish your mother had an abortion with a rusty wire hanger"

That's what I'd say to fuckpig.

[hyphenate]

24. I dunno

But I'd be polite and respectful, I think. After all, your life is on the line because the Secret Service would make sure you didn't live to see another day if you did say something provocative.

Perhaps just hello, sir, or glad to meet you sir, or something along that line, just memorizing that face with its smirk and beady eyes, thinking to yourself as you met him, you sonofabitch, I hope that you go to hell for everything you've done to fuck up my country and fellow citizens.

The secret is to convey that message to him through body language, rather than actual words. The threat is more real, but you haven't alerted the SS by verbal clues. However, the dumbshit will definitely understand.