My wife just said she likes Eminem. What should I do?

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

[Fridays Child]

1. Depends. Does she like him or does she "like" him?

?

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

4. Just the, er, music. (nt)

[Seeking Serenity]

2. Other

Just take her for reprogramming.

[Champ]

3. Let her like who she wants

[NightTrain]

19. Bingo!

Hey, the woman of my dreams recently told me that she loves Barry Manilow! If I can live with that....

[ablbodyed]

5. Give her a lobotomy. Wait if she likes....

eminem she must have already had one.

[MAlibdem]

6. Some things about Eminem are ok.

White America is a good track. So are some of the others. Parts of his music are hyperbolically irresponsible, so to speak.

[Eye and Monkey]

7. Plain or peanut? How does she feel about Pez?

[troublemaker]

8. Be glad for her good taste

He's really talented

[DBoon]

9. Go over your cars very closely

Make sure the trunk can be unlocked from the inside!

[Webster Green]

10. Do about what?

Eminem is great.

[Dookus]

11. Congratulate her on her great taste....

Eminem rocks! er.. raps. But you know what I mean...

[LosinIt]

12. I am a 48 yr old mom who used to hate, but now love MM

I hated him before I heard the Eminem Show album. I 'rap' along in the car on my long commute some days. Words like this are simply brilliant:
Let your hair down to the track, yeah kick on back. Boo! The boogie monster of rap, yeah the man's back
with a plan to ambush this Bush administration, mush the Senate's face in, push this generation
of kids to stand and fight for the right to say something you might not like, this white hot light
that I'm under, no wonder I look so sunburnt, oh no I won't leave no stone unturned
Oh no I won't leave, won't go nowhere, do-si-do, oh, yo, ho, hello there
oh yeah don't think I won't go there, go to Beirut and do a show there
yah you laugh till your muthafuckin' ass gets drafted, while you're at band camp thinkin' the crap can't happen
till you fuck around, get an anthrax napkin, inside a package wrapped in saran wrap wrapping
open the plastic and then you stand back gasping, fuckin' assassins hijackin' Amtracks crashin'
all this terror America demands action, next thing you know you've got Uncle Sam's ass askin'
to join the army or what you'll do for their Navy. You just a baby, gettin' recruited at eighteen
You're on a plane now, eatin' their food and their baked beans. I'm twenty-eight, they're gonna take you 'fore they take me
Crazy insane or insane crazy? When I say Hussein, you say Shady
My views ain't changed, still inhumane, wait, arraigned two days late, the date's today, hang me!

[OffWithTheirHeads]

13. hey, some folks just like

enimas, what can I say?

[camero]

14. Keep her away from your mother

I'd get the lobotomy for myself too.

[Renew Deal]

15. Slap the bitch.

Sorry about that. I shut off the CD player.

[RoyGBiv]

16. Other...

Just let it be.

I used to hate Eminem. Then I started actually listening to what he was saying and trying to make sense of it. A lot of his early stuff is typically raw and unrefined, and there's a lot of "shock value" crap that got him noticed. But, he's developed.

[tigereye]

18. I used to think he was awful

without really knowing what he was saying. Bad idea. He is more creative and clever than one would think. But his attitude is still pretty poor, and I'd pick Moby if I had to choose...

[madrchsod]

17. i don`t know what to tell you..

maybe microwave the cd...

[Colin Ex]

20. Get her some good rap.

Madvillain, Massive Attack, Mr. Dibbs.

Aesop Rock or Atmosphere if she'd prefer to stick to Whitey's rap.

-C

[Endangered Specie]

21. I believe there should be a double shooting option.

You and her ;) (j/k of course)

[moof]

22. Seems like one of you should give or get " makeup sex "

[Lou_C]

23. What is wrong with Eminem?

:shrug:

[Delano]

26. Misogynistic, misanthropic, nihilistic POS w/nothing constructive to say..

...and that's just for starters.

Anyone that talks trash to the public about his own Mom is trash to me, no matter how bad she may have been. Em has no class, and what little talent he has is wasted on hate, profanity and ugliness.

[Commendatori]

35. I agree with Delano, plus

every time I see a picture of that talentless turd showing his middle finger like he's tough, I want to slap the shit out of him. He's about as intimidating as a poodle. It's like watching those morons from "Friends" flex what muscle they have in that fountain - it'd be funny if it weren't so pathetic.

[writekid]

24. you all sound like right wingers

kill her? get a lobotomy? don't use your taste in music to determine what's "good." like him or not, eminem has catapulted himself to the top and the reason is that he's extremely talented. rent the eight mile dvd and watch the behind the scenes footage of local rappers getting up on stage with eminem to do some freestyle sparring. eminem's verabl acuity and acrobatics will convince you that he's an amazing talent. put aside your preconceptions about rap music or black/white etc, and watch his twist his phrases in a way that will leave awestruck.

[Delano]

27. The whole rap milieu is irrelevant to me.

I have no interest in any of their "talent".

I feel sorry for kids coming up in an era devoid of musical talent like today.

[Webster Green]

32. Ha ha..sounds like my parents talking about the Beatles!

Loosen up a little why doncha?

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

34. Yep. Satire, Irony, and Hyperbole are dead.

Soon only pie-in-face humor will be "gotten" by people.

Translation: no need to call 911, I'm NOT going to shoot my wife. Nor am I considering suicide, mmmkay?

[TheWizardOfMudd]

25. Divorce her

[Tom Kitten]

28. Memorize some lyrics and then

Have a karaoke party! Watch some of his videos, dress up similarly, get the mannerisms down...I'm sure she'll love it!
Okay I'm only half serious but humor goes a long way, and it's better than shooting or divorcing her...Be creative about this, I'm sure it's just a phase she's going through!

[Ganja Ninja]

29. Perhaps she would find a good pistol whipping a turn-on.

(just kidding)

[Dying Eagle]

30. I'm 22 years old

I love Eminem. As for a DU standpoint, how can you not love someone you gives the BIG FU to the establishment, especially under the current Nazi...opps, I mean GOP regime.

[JM]

31. Keep handing her the green ones and

have fun...

JM

[He loved Big Brother]

33. My ex and I made a deal in a similar situation.

I never played Dave Matthews around him if he agreed never to play Rush around me.

Yeah, I know, Rush is God \m/, so everyone thinks. Except for me.

[noonwitch]

36. Kill her and dispose of her body in front of your child

Isn't that what his lyrics suggest you do to your wife?

After you are done, you can go sodomize your mother. Marshall would be proud.

[m-jean03]

37. The first one might work...

Girls are traditionally suckers for guys weepin'. :D