CAPTION the vicious cyclist

[underpants]

[smirkymonkey]

1. Stigmata!

He really IS the son of God! Praise Chimpy!

[rustydog]

2. This president thing is EASY, Just like riding a bicy...oops

:bounce:

[Endangered Specie]

3. Well, now he'll be able to say he's shed blood too...

And that makes him a real war time president, give this man a purple heart!

[m-jean03]

22. Aw, you got to it before me.

Folks, give this man the credit! :thumbsup:

[Endangered Specie]

23. I like your wording more...

and, since I see 4 wounds, its 4 purple hearts, more than Kerry's unearned combined ;)

[Spirochete]

4. "By executive order

I hereby repeal the laws of gravity and inertia. I consider them too dangerous to remain in place."

[bucknaked]

5. Pretty nasty wounds!

Sag-face boy there, might've been better off with a stitch in that lower palm wound.

[rocktivity]

6. "I have to make a speech with scars (because I was high)

I landed on my bike's handlebars (because I was high)
Now Kerry's laughing up his sleeve, and I know why
because I was high
because I was high
because I was high!"

:headbang:
rocknation

[Harrumph]

7. "Condi Bites"

:smoke:

[notadmblnd]

9. or maybe she hadn't recent;ly shaved?

I can see the pattern, the tip of the nose, the chin.

[myomy]

8. I swear IÕll never have another Martini again.

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[Blue Gardener]

10. When do I get my purple heart? n/t

[camero]

11. shoulda had the baseball cards in the spokes n/t

[Bucky]

12. God just ain't smotin' 'em like He used to

You gotta wonder, tho, if Laura maybe finally found out about Condolleezza's "my husb-- the president" line.

[cosmicdot]

13. W is thinking: right, ya'll go ahead and have your fun with me ...

... but, I'm the best CAPTION material going ... I'm a natural ...

hey, stay tuned ...

... my trips abroad are always **Big** CAPTION days ... Erin Go Braless ... one month away ...

[henslee]

14. Falling of my face? No problem. I've had plenty of practice.

[Earth_First]

15. WASHINGTON (Reuters):

The President spent several hours at an undisclosed D.C. hospital having gravel removed from his palms, chin and forehead.

[neebob]

16. I was delayed, I was waylaid

An emergency stop
I smelt the last ten seconds of life
I crashed down on the crossbar
And the pain was enough
to make a shy, bald buddhist reflect and plan a mass murder
Who said I lied to her?
Who said I lied because I never, I never
Who said I lied because I never ...

[m-jean03]

17. Unlike Kerry, I clearly EARNED my Purple heart!

What?? They're not giving me a purple heart for this? But I'm commander in chief, wounded while serving my country! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! :cry:

[m-jean03]

18. America needs cheap oil

like a chimp needs a bicycle....

[neebob]

19. Good one!

Thanks for the orange soda out the nose.

[m-jean03]

21. Thanks!

& your welcome! :7

[BringEmOn]

20. "Mommy, Karen removed my training wheels..."

[Endangered Specie]

24. Showing off his serious life threatining war wounds...

BUsh compares himself to TR, who gave a speech with a bullet in him.