Bush falls off his bike, cut and bruised

[Chuckup]

http://www.halifaxlive.com/bush_falls_05222004_6374.php

Poor guy, can't win, at least I hope he can't win!

[jobycom]

1. People on ludes shouldn't bike! nt

[RC]

2. This is just an excuse for the latest beat-up look bu$h has.

[Renew Deal]

3. Bush on Monday night

[pagerbear]

14. He WISHES he looked that good!

[Kellanved]

4. I guess he needs those

(Hey, I made the photoshop after the Segway crash, now it's really fitting ;-) ).

[izzie]

5. Pray.

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[Spinzonner]

6. Clearly, it's time for Dubya to bring in

Gerald Ford as a personal trainer.

[kalian]

7. Any pictures of the incident...? or was this another pretzel attack?

:eyes:
I think they're trying to cover up his little booze problem...

[madmax]

8. yeah yeah, right

Fell off his bike, choked on a pretzel, ran into a door, cut himself shaving. Bullshit, drunk as a skunk. When the going gets tough the dry drunks drink. He's under enormous pressure to win this selection.

He cares not for us or anything else, his backers want their monies worth and he's stressed.

If Kerry picks Clark for VP watch the sob have another 'accident'. This time he'll shit his pants.

[dolo amber]

9. Ok, I NEVER say this, but...

If Kerry picks Clark for VP watch the sob have another 'accident'. This time he'll shit his pants.

Literally made me LOL!!! :bounce: :D

[madmax]

10. Glad I gave you a chuckle

:hug: Gawd, I hate bush! :evilgrin:

[qwertyMike]

15. "When the going gets tough the dry drunks drink"

'Fraid that's true.
Unless they are in some ongoing maintenance/treatment.

I know of what I speak. :)

[Don_G]

11. He Was Surfing The Net First

And came across this site: http://www.bmxtrix.com/

[sundog]

12. he has cuts on his lip & nose... how glamorous

-=-

[lanparty]

13. I wanna see the trail

I've spilled on my mountain bike quite a few times. But I ride twisty singletrack in the woods. Something gives me the feeling that Bush's "ranch" doesn't have a forest. Nor are his trails anything but the flat recreational type.

Finally, I'd like to see what type of bike he was riding????? Was it a hard tail or full suspension????? What does a millionaire ride around on his ranch. Was he using clipless pedals?????

;-)

BTW, no self respecting cyclist wears a mouthguard as Bush is supposed to have done. Lucky for him he goes riding with his doctor instead of Secret Service agents.

[qwertyMike]

16. Dick says

Cheney: "Drunk again, George?"

Bush: "Me too Dick"