Why is this smilie smiling?

[Deja Q]

:shrug:

[Don_G]

1. He Finally Discoverd A Use For Bagpipes

Octopus bait.

[Robb]

2. "Ach! Looka me!"

"...I've finahlly figgered out how ta kick meself in me own pebbles!" :D

[Whitacre D_WI]

3. Glue.

It's always gotta be glue.

[LincolnMcGrath]

4. He woke up to a blue ribbon?

A Scotsman clad in kilt left the bar one evening fair
And one could tell by how he walked he'd drunk more than his share
He staggered on until he could no longer keep his feet
Then stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street.

Ring ding diddleiddle i de o
Ring di diddley i o
He stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street.


Later on two young and lovely girls just happened by,
And one says to the other with a twinkle in her eye
You see yon sleeping Scotsman so fine and handsome built
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath their kilt.


Ring ding diddleiddle i de o
Ring di diddley i o
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath their kilt.


They crept up to the sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be
Then lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see
And there behold for them to view beneath his Scottish skirt
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth


Ring ding diddleiddle i de o
Ring di diddley i o
'Twas nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth


They marveled for a moment then one said we'd best be gone
But let's leave a present for our friend before we move along
They took a blue silk ribbon and they tied it in a bow
Around the bonnie spar the Scotsman's kilt did lift and show


Ring ding diddleiddle i de o
Ring di diddley i o
Around the bonnie spar the Scotsman's kilt did lift and show


The Scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled toward a tree
He lifted up his kilt and he gawks at what he sees
Then in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes
"Och lad I don't know where you've been but I see you won first prize"


Ring ding diddleiddle i de o
Ring di diddley i o
"Och lad I don't know where you've been but I see you won first prize"

[supernova]

5. That's a kilt?!

I thought it was a smilie on a horse walking towards you. :silly:

[Insider]

6. he got rhythm

I got rhythm, I got music
I got my man, who could ask for anything more
I got daisies in green pastures
I got my man, who could ask for anything more

yeah boy.

[2cents]

7. He's going downtown to cash a lottery ticket.