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Wonk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-20-03 08:47 PM
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Brazilian man goes to doctor for an ear ache, ends up getting a vasectomy
RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil (Reuters) - A Brazilian man who went to a clinic to have an aching ear checked ended up having a vasectomy after mistakenly believing that the doctor had called his name.

A manager at the Doctor Jose Carlos de Espirito Santo clinic in the town of Montes Claros in southeastern Minas Gerais State told Reuters on Wednesday Valdemar Lopes de Moraes, 39, entered the vasectomy room when Aldemar Aparecido Rodrigues' name was called.

"He was called by the full name and yet thought it was him. But the strangest thing is that he asked no questions when the doctor started preparations in the area which had so little to do with his ear," Vanessa Guimaraes said.

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greatauntoftriplets Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-20-03 08:48 PM
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1. LOL!!!!
Did he have his dick up his ear?
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Ohio Dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-20-03 08:50 PM
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2. LOL
I've heard of thinking with your dick, but not knowing where your brain is compared to your dick is just crazy.
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Booberdawg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-20-03 08:58 PM
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3. OMG
"He later explained that he thought it was an ear inflammation that got down to his testicles," she added." :eyes:

Reminds me of a case years ago about a dentist who convinced a woman that she had to strip to the waist for her dental exam. And she fell for it.:eyes:
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bloom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-20-03 09:06 PM
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4. I hope my husband gets an ear-ache...
:evilgrin:
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0rganism Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-20-03 09:48 PM
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5. His hearing may have been worse than he suspected!
Aching ear? I think it's a bit more severe than that.
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OneBlueSky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-20-03 10:31 PM
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6. "No, really . . . I can only hear you . . .
if you speak right into it . . . really!"
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