Hands up who hates other people's farts

[arwalden]

Always worse than my own. Not that I'm a fart connoisseur by any means... and I don't particularly enjoy fart smelling, but I know what my own smell like, and they are not NEARLY as bad as OPF's (other peoples farts).

-- Allen

[SmileyBoy]

1. "Everyone likes their own brand." -Fat Bastard

That quote is sooooo true... I always think mine smell better than other people's.:)

[terrya]

2. My farts smell like designer fragrances...

The other day, they were Hugo Boss.

Yesterday, Calvin Klein's Obsession.

Today, Polo by Ralph Lauren.

What a talent I have! :-)

[SmileyBoy]

3. You amateur!!!

Chanel Number 5, baby... Right here.

[Whitacre D_WI]

4. Damn frauds. Farting in artificial fragrances, what a sad thing.

Mine smell like roses or guava (depending upon what I've been eating).

[mopaul]

5. sometimes a man just wants to be alone with his own farts....

...i mean thoughts..........