O Come, All Ye Playful - the Grotto's Open!

[short bus president]

Adult swim! C'mon in - the water's fine. No cover tonight if you wear something entirely edible!

[blondeatlast]

1. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH . . .

Now that's a martini!

[short bus president]

5. I hope

you brought that cute little ass (from yer avatar, perv!) with you.

:evilgrin:

Will that be shaken, or stirred, ma'am?

[blondeatlast]

31. Stirred, thank you, and by the way, I DO have a cute ass, but

it just isn't very little! :evilgrin: :evilgrin:

[short bus president]

32. Am I to understand, then

that you're a woman who would never feel compelled to ask me "does my ass look big in this?" There may be a marriage proposal in your future...


:evilgrin:

[Darth_Kitten]

2. I wish I were in cool water now.

:(

:evilgrin:

[short bus president]

3. Nothin' cool

about the water here, except for those of us in it.

Whassamatta, DK? Lemme pour you an exotic cocktail in a hollowed-out pineapple, and you'll feel better.

[foxy]

4. I want to play :(

I want to go swimming at least once before it gets cold here in NC. But I doubt it will happen since I don't know anybody.:(

[short bus president]

6. Everyone's welcome in the Grotto

Pssst! Foxy! I know the bouncer - you're welcome to come and take a dip here. Just mind the dress code, and don't lick your ice cream too suggestively. ;-)

[VelmaD]

7. sorry, not edible right now

Sweaty soon though. I'm gonna go work out and get all hot and then I'll come play with you baby.

Save me a spot in the hot spring and have me a margarita ready and when I get back we'll discuss how we're gonna scam...er...convince everyone to send me to NC.

DV

[short bus president]

8. Woohoo!

We're gonna get Darth Velma's superego WASTED!

:evilgrin:

[VelmaD]

15. I'm back...

and clean and smelling faintly like apricots.

You set 'em up, I'll knock 'em back. You can ask me embarassing personal questions and grope me under the bubbles where no one can see. ;-)

DV

[short bus president]

19. Woohoo! Hey bartender!

Set us up a half dozen shots of Cuervo Gold over here, and bring the lickin' salt!

[VelmaD]

20. and just what am I licking

that salt off of? ;-)

DV

[short bus president]

21. ladies' choice

but I know where I'm juicin' the limes.

;-)

[VelmaD]

24. gee...isn't that gonna sting

And you really blew your big chance baby. If you hadn't called for salt I woulda had to lick the sweat off your cute little bald head instead.

Oh well, your loss.

DV

[short bus president]

25. pouring salt on my wounds, are you?

Drink up, hon. ;-)

[VelmaD]

28. isn't that my job...

I mean since I inflicted them and all.

DV

[short bus president]

29. have another shot, hon

BTW: how many gallons do you suppose this pool holds, anyway? ;-)

[VelmaD]

30. More than you can fit...

in that enema bag buddy.

Oh well, at least it's warm water. ;-)

DV

[XanaDUer]

9. YO!

I'm here.

[short bus president]

11. And here I just

PM'd you a virtual intoxicant.

What's yer preference, hon? Ask one of the nekkid servant boys to fetch you whatever you need.

And do try to relax. I mean, look at this place! How can you not lose your troubles in these soothing waters of wanton oblivion?

[XanaDUer]

13. Martini, shaken, not stirred.

Or, some vodka on the rocks, with a twist of lime.

[short bus president]

14. How 'bout one of each?

And would you like that martini shaken the traditional way, or in the pouch of Manuel's speedo?

[dolo amber]

10. YAY!!

I'll have a Grey Goose martini, and turn up the Martin Denney, I can barely hear it over here! B-)

(and can we have a "no thongs" policy, please...in case Matcom shows up :D)

[short bus president]

12. Matcom is nothing

if not a cheap bastard. He'll be wearing edible, no doubt.

Glad you could make it this evening! Hope you enjoy your tasty, tasty beverage. James will drive you home in the event you over-imbibe, and for any reason desire not to stay over. Meantime, it's a relaxed atmosphere. Feel free to mix and mingle as you're comfortable.

[Shakeydave]

16. Does trouser trout.................

smothered in cotton sound good? Weeeeheeeeeeee! :freak:

[short bus president]

18. Woohoo!

Shakeydave's here! Kill the bubbles, this water's gonna vibrate!

[short bus president]

17. Alright, kicking the Grotto

because I think some of my fellow Loungers might be missing out. Thus far, there's only me and 7 sex, sexy ladies </LeonPhelps> in here. Not that I mind, of course, but I'm a liberal - spreading the wealth and sharing the love is what it's all about.

[BlueJazz]

22. Can I bring the bag of chips I stole?

.

[short bus president]

23. Sure, whaddaya think

we're a bunch of republicans or something, confiscating stuff at the door?

Just try to keep 'em out of the water.

[Lady Freedom]

26. Dear Short Bus,

I can not come to your grand opening due to the fact that there is WAY TO MUCH WATER!!!!!!!! :o So If you of anyone else wish to find me I will be at Freedom's Place!

Lata Love,
LF

[Lady Freedom]

27. Jello wrestling at...

Freedom's Place! Don't believe me? Cheeek it out!

[Lady Freedom]

33. SBP vs. LF....

In the jello ring! Tonight at Freedom's Place!

[short bus president]

34. You'll have to

come in and pull me out of this deep, deep water first. :P

[Lady Freedom]

35. chicken!!!!!!!!

[short bus president]

36. wrong, my lady...

WET chicken!

<splash>

[VelmaD]

37. Hmm...let's see...

Jello wrestling you or groping me in a hot spring?

I know which one short bus better pick if he knows what's good for him. ;-)

DV

[short bus president]

42. Oh,

somebody's cruisin' for a bruisin'.

:spank:

Threaten me in MY Grotto, will ya'? ... <grumble> <mutter> ... <lick>

[SOteric]

38. :-)

[short bus president]

39. So glad to see

you dressed appropriately to shake it with me here in the water!

Can I getcha an alcoholic beverage? Some rufies?

[SOteric]

40. I've already got one of these...

[short bus president]

41. beauty!

The self-stirring martini! Have you patented that, yet?

[leftist_rebel1569]

43. YES!

total lounging time...do I actually have to get wet?

[short bus president]

44. As I've tried to explain

to Lady Freedom - there is plenty of out-of-pool seating at the Grotto. So yes, by all means, come in, pull up a chaise, and have a drink and an eyeful. Oh, and next week, we're putting in a gigantic ball pit for the hydrophobes.

:P

[leftist_rebel1569]

45. YES!

BALL PITS KICK ASS!

[short bus president]

46. They really do, don't they?

The problem is keeping the snakes out...

[leftist_rebel1569]

47. YES!

I mean...snakes? Damn...well, you could always dig a decoy ball pit, just for the snakes (hey, it's just a suggestion...and if it works, we'll throw freep disruptors in there! :))

[short bus president]

49. Ah, yes...

ball pit for the good people, freetard and snake pit for the bad ones. Your design consultation is much appreciated. The Grotto is an evolving playground, you know?

[leftist_rebel1569]

50. YES!

I'm glad to be of help...It was fun. You know what else is fun? Titleing all of my responses "YES!"...

[Lady Freedom]

48. As lone as that mud hole is close by...

FORGET IT!!!!!!!!