Official "Bennifer" Recovery / Support Group Thread

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

Come on, it's OK to cry. Don't hold those feelings inside. You're not over it yet. Oh, you ACT tough on the outside, you say you'll get through it, but every day you wake up and realize it's OVER. Ben and J-Lo are no more. It's OK. Let it out. We're here to help.

[FarmerOak]

1. If THOSE two can't make it work...

... what chance do the REST of us have?!? :(

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

2. That's good. Yes, that's good. Share your feelings. It helps the others...

...the important thing is that they tried, and they WILL love again.



...probably sooner than you think.

[FarmerOak]

4. Well of COURSE they will. They're a couple of ho's!

But I really thought they would be each other's ho for a while.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

5. Ho? HO? I ask you, does this woman look like a "ho" to you?????

err...never mind.

[Lavender Brown]

3. Don't giant pink diamond engagement rings MEAN anything anymore?

Someone has to stand up for the institution of vulgar jewelry.

[Bunny]

6. Well, in line at the store this morning, I saw a tabloid report that

dear Jennifer is now sporting a ring from Marc Anthony, who is apparently married. I cannot keep up with this woman! It's so obviously a rebound engagement from Ben. Dang, those two crazy kids are keeping me up at night!

[FarmerOak]

7. Apparently,

if you catch this bimbo at just the right moment, ANYBODY can bang her.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

8. But she looked so happy with Ben...wait, THAT'S not Ben...

...and THAT'S not Ben, either!



oh, wait a minute...HERE'S Ben. "The look, of love, is in...your EYES..."

[Missy Vixen]

9. To this day

I still can't believe she wore that dress. I also remember that we had east coast feed on our satellite dish in those days. DH was late home from work that night; we waited till the west coast broadcast of the Grammies so he could see what I'd been so agog over.

Julie
wondering how much "toupee tape" Jennifer's stylist used to keep that dress on

[LynneSin]

10. I thought Trey Parker did more justice to that dress

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

14. Yeah, Trey has had a lot to say about J-Lo...

...and it's all been pretty hilarious, too.

[BigMcLargehuge]

11. well, on the upside, Ben can go back to his first and only true love

[LynneSin]

12. and now nothing can stop them from getting married

:bounce:

[BigMcLargehuge]

13. yep!!!!!

WOULDN'T THAT BE GREAT!!!!

[Champ]

15. She'll find someone else You know her love doesn't cost a thing

It's true, don't be fooled by the rocks that she gots. Is there anyone who lies more then she does in her lyrics?

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

17. I like to think of that song as a cry for help...LOL

A thing, a thing, a thing
Yeah, yeah, yeah
You think the money that you make
Can substitute the time you take
Take the keys here to my heart
Then you can win my heart, and get what's in my heart
I think you need to take some time
To show me that your love is true
There's more than dollar signs in you
Then you can win my heart, and get what's in my heart

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

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[pagerbear]

18. GASP! You don't mean to suggest

...that Ben and....no, it can't be....say it isn't so!