Lavigne blames carbs for her angry lyrics

[Champ]

Avril Lavigne has explained why the lyrics to her songs were also so angry: she was eating too many carbs.

The "Complicated" singer is out promoting her new album, "Under My Skin," and has given this reason for her former angst. “I was eating bad stuff,” Lavigne said. “Lots of sugar and carbs, junk food all the time. It makes you very irritated. I spent some time with a nutritionist and learned I had low blood sugar. Now I eat accordingly.”

It would seem that the lack of carbs is now going to her Lavigne’s head. “I have always known I was going to be a star,” Lavigne continued, according to the London Mirror. “I knew this was my destiny so things have fallen into place.”

Lavigne dismissed rumors that she’s dating Justin Timberlake and is commenting on those evenings she’s been spending with shock rocker Marilyn Manson — though she denies they’re romantically involved. “When we’re in the same city we get together and he’s so cool,” Lavigne said. “One time, we hung out in his room and watched movies. I went to his show a couple of times and we hung out on the tour bus after. When we’re together it’s really cool because we just sit there and totally talk. It’s so healthy when I can sit down and talk to another artist who’s doing what I’m doing.”

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/4980919/

[Screaming Lord Byron]

1. Fuckwit.

Dreadful, dreadful fuckwit.

[Tina H]

2. I misread the subject line as "crabs"

It was a funny image.

[Champ]

5. rotflmao

damn I got to wipe off that root beer.

[Loonman]

3. That doesn't explain why they are hackneyed and insipid

What about that?

[Screaming Lord Byron]

4. Her fuckwittage explains all.

[HornBuckler]

6. She's Such An Untalented Douche

What A Loser.

[Melsky]

7. What's more punk than averil?

[frylock]

10. blink 182?

</sarc>

[jpgray]

8. Another one of those "artist" interviews

Where I wish there existed some kind of "air-drop a drunken Mark Smith into the room" service.

[frylock]

9. for fucks sake they are carbs, not crystal meth..

I'm gettin sick and damn tired of all the carbo bashing of late. Get off your fucking lazy ass, and burn off the carbs, already.

[Reverend_Smitty]

12. When will people realize...

that this
is not the enemy!!!

[rucky]

11. Why'd she have to go and make things so carbo laden?

[Screaming Lord Byron]

13. “I have always known I was going to be a star,”

“I have always known I was going to be a star,” Lavigne continued, according to the London Mirror. “I knew this was my destiny so things have fallen into place.”
I don't really need to make any comment here, do I?

[jpgray]

14. Doubtless she followed the stellar path

Of mouseketeerage or singing tripe at country fair talent shows since she was ten.

[m-jean03]

15. kick