Woman Kills Husband With Ax - Teaches 4th Grade The Next Day

[matcom]

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The end came on the afternoon of Mother's Day. Nancy and Robert Seaman were celebrating at home in Farmington Hills with their older son when they began to argue.

The yelling grew so intense, the son left for his Downriver home. Within 10 minutes, Nancy Seaman was at the Commerce Township Home Depot purchasing an ax, said Farmington Hills police, who reconstructed the night and following days through evidence and interviews.

Police say Seaman then returned to the rambling Tudor in the Ramblewood subdivision. She walked into the kitchen and slammed the ax into her husband's head.

Then she dragged her husband's body a short distance into the attached garage and began stabbing him with a knife and smashing him with a sledgehammer, police said.

The next day, Seaman taught her fourth-grade class, and then stopped at Home Depot a second time for cleaning materials to wipe up the mess, police said.

http://www.freep.com/news/locoak/farm15_20040515.htm

[amazona]

1. ha

A woman who doesn't allow her screwed-up personal life interfere with her job.

[demnan]

2. And who said

women can't find their way around in the Home Depot!

[underpants]

4. See women get all upset and go shopping she didn't really need the axe

the sledgehammer could have done the trick.

[talleyJudy]

3. * silly me*

shhheeeesh. And here I thought olny GUNS killed people !!!
*silly me*

[Dogmudgeon]

5. Do I sense a bitter RKBAer?

I tell ye, the National Axe Association will be scrutinizing this post in great detail.

--bkl

[matcom]

6. nah, they are fighting for funds with the Sledge Hammer Association

[Loonman]

7. No, it's only GUYS kill people

:evilgrin:

[THUNDER HANDS]

8. I wonder if she said, right before she killed him...

"I have to ax you a question."

:D

(sigh)

[elperromagico]

9. Clearly she had been listening to Rammstein.

That's the only possible excuse...