Let's help Karen 'n' Karl write Dubya's speech for today...

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

...with a little help from our friend, Mr. Thesaurus...shall we?



shock (n)

distress, numbness, devastation, disbelief, astonishment, amazement
surprise, jolt, blow, kick in the teeth (informal), bolt from the blue, upset, fright
shock (v)

alarm, stun, surprise, astonish, astound, take aback, take the wind out of your sails, amaze, stagger, flabbergast (informal), knock for six (UK, informal)
antonym: calm
scandalize, outrage, appall, offend, provoke
traumatize, upset, devastate, shake up, alarm, disturb, knock for six (UK, informal)
antonym: reassure
Microsoft® Encarta® Reference Library 2004. © 1993-2003 Microsoft Corporation. All rights reserved.

[LosinIt]

1. terra, turrists, hate us for our freedoms, evil-doers

this is just way too easy

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

2. Yeah, but let's help the "writers block" folks at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave...

...and I don't know about you, but it chills my blood a little to see the opposite of "freedom" listed as "conformity"...ESPECIALLY in the Dubya Administration...

:scared:

terrorist (n)

guerrilla, radical, extremist, fanatic, bomber, kidnapper, assassin, saboteur

hate (n)

hatred, abhorrence, detestation, odium, revulsion, disgust, dislike, animosity, aversion (formal), distaste, loathing
antonym: love
hate (v)

abhor (formal), detest, loathe, dislike, despise
antonym: love

freedom (n)

liberty, autonomy, lack of restrictions, self-determination, independence, choice, free will, sovereignty
antonym: restriction
frankness, openness, abandon, free expression, ease, candor
antonym: inhibition
looseness, inventiveness, nonconformity
antonym: conformity

evil (adj)

wicked, malevolent, sinful, malicious, criminal, immoral
antonym: good
foul, vile, nasty, horrible, unpleasant, revolting, disgusting, obnoxious
antonym: pleasant
evil (n)

malevolence, iniquity, immorality, wickedness, sin, vice
antonym: good
Microsoft® Encarta® Reference Library 2004. © 1993-2003 Microsoft Corporation. All rights reserved.

[EstimatedProphet]

3. Hmmm...here's some thesaurus words...

Bush (n)
Idiot son of an asshole, dolt, fucktard, C+Augustus, Brainstorm in a teacup, Chimpy McFlightsuit, Second coming of Nero, Mr. Fumbleupagain

Hughes (n)
Lapdog, sellout, mercenary, tool, bought & paid for, snake oil salesperson, forked tongue, mouthpiece

Rove (n)
Prince of Darkness, control freak, puppetmaster, hidden power behind the throne, owner, the man with control issues

Maybe those will help with the speech