Bush/Cheney - Four More Wars!

[Screaming Lord Byron]

Well, what slogan would you advise the Cons to go with?

And what will those wars be?
Syria and Iran are a given, what about a third? Maybe a curve ball like Dagestan? Then of course it's off to Canada.

[4morewars]

1. I'm partial to the one you posted n/t

[Screaming Lord Byron]

2. LOL.

I knew it was too good for me to claim credit for.

[4morewars]

3. not to worry lord byron

i stole it from a sign i saw at one protest or another, maybe the school of the americas protest in november, so it's public domain now !!!!

[Screaming Lord Byron]

4. Cool. It is effective and succint.

[Donkeyboy75]

5. In your dreams.

I know how much you bloodthirsty Canucks are itching for a fight with your peaceful neighbors down south.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

6. Yes. Yes we are.

We love to pick fights with nations with 10 times our population and the most massive war machine on the planet. I guess we're just bored, what with all this snow and shit. :evilgrin:

[Donkeyboy75]

7. I'm stocking up on supplies and ammo

for when the hockey season ends. I fear Gen. Don Cherry

[Screaming Lord Byron]

8. George Patton in a bad suit. General Cherry.

[Donkeyboy75]

9. I prefer to think of Gen. Patton as Don Cherry in a military get-up.

But that's just me.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

11. Yeah, Patton did like the fancy dress too, didn't he?

[Donkeyboy75]

13. Yep. And parades.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

10. Wow, shit also falls from the sky in winter up there? (nt)

[Screaming Lord Byron]

12. Yes. That's why we invented Lacrosse.

Trying to bat the shit away from our igloos.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

14. I shudder to think what the inspiration for hockey was. (nt)

[Donkeyboy75]

15. Clue: "Puck" sounds better than "urinal cake."

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

16. Sometimes I feel we should produce a sitcom.

Two Americans, the Canadian, the Brazilian with a funny accent. Now, what could the setting be?

[Screaming Lord Byron]

17. Hmm....A mortuary? We could be 'wacky' mortuary assistants.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

18. How about 'Goths of the Tora Bora?

We could be a bunch of mopey teenage goths who through a series of wacky misunderstandings end up enrolled in Special Forces in Afghanistan.

[Donkeyboy75]

19. That would be a bit too autobiographical for me.

But if we don't want the sitcom to reflect our lives, I guess my idea of "the adventures of 4 time-travelling autistic cyborgs" will be out as well.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

21. How about a gang of mutant 60-ft giant squids who have been given

human personalities and run a diner in a 'wacky' Alaskan town,you know, like 'Northern Exposure'?

[Donkeyboy75]

23. OK, but we have to think of how to convey the squids' communication.

Talking squids would just be silly.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

25. Yes. Perhaps they that Golden Throat thing Peter Frampton used?

Or by Vocoder?

[Donkeyboy75]

27. You, sir, are a genius.

They could also communicate by Morse Code by tapping on each others' heads (the viewers would get subtitles, of course). Imagine the madcap comedy that would result when one squid (probably the one playing Fenris) would get angry when the other squid was excitedly tapping too hard on his head. Two 60 foot squids fighting would be divine.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

28. That would be Kung-Fu squids, right?

Otherwise, all those arms are just a waste.

[Donkeyboy75]

29. Except the one that plays Fenris.

He only knows judo, so we all laugh at him.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

30. Right. Squid Pro Pro, baby.

[Donkeyboy75]

31. Your status as head writer

has just been revoked due to that odious pun.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

32. Hey! You can't get squid of me that easily!

[Donkeyboy75]

33. But I can keep you at arm's length.

[Fenris]

20. "Bring Canada to Justice - Vote Bush in 2004..."

"...Or Paul Martin wins - He gassed his own people!"

[Screaming Lord Byron]

22. Ein Volk! Ein Reich! Ein Shrub!

[Fenris]

24. "Toronto ist ein Amerikaner Stadt und will zu Amerika!"

Another Nazi reference: "Danzig ist ein Deutscher Stadt und will zu Deutschland!" was a slogan used by Germans living in the Danzig corridor to justify the invasion and occupation of the city of Danzig, which lay between Germany and Eastern Prussia.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

26. Maybe they need a corridor to Alaska?

After all, what is Alaska but a giant, chilly, East Prussia?

[Fenris]

34. My God. You're right.

Wave good-bye to British Columbia and the Yukon.

[Donkeyboy75]

35. Oh, that's not necessary

We'll just contract Halliburton and Bechtel to build a bridge from Puget Sound to the Aleutians.