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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-16-04 10:56 PM
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Could somebody please tell my cat I don't need yet another bath?
It's about the fifth time it's happened this evening.

The new cat the so-called "lap kitty" (OK, you can stop laughing now) has taken to attacking my arm, latching on with full fourwheel drive and then madly licking my hand - a kitty bath from hell. It downright hurts.

I had a bath this morning. I've washed my hands after eating (and after each so-called "bath").

I live in fear of the next attack. :scared:

:wtf:
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mhr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-16-04 10:58 PM
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1. We Want Pictures, We Want Pictures!
eom
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-16-04 11:07 PM
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4. Here ya go
kinda difficult using the camera one-handed

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mhr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 12:51 AM
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7. A Fine Feline Indeed!
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 02:20 AM
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8. a fine-looking cat -
looks a lot like my Punk.
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Mobius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 02:53 AM
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10. seems to have gilberts tempermant
about 10 months old?
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SharonAnn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-16-04 11:02 PM
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2. I had a cat who loved my hand cream. No kidding! She couldn't
wait for me to put it on and then she would sit on my lap and contentedly lick my hand until either she was full or it was all gone.

We had another one who loved my husband's after-shave. She would get on his shoulders and lick his neck. Then she would spit "Ptooey!", then start all over again.
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Eye and Monkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-16-04 11:04 PM
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3. Sounds like a kitty version of a manicure.
Think of the spittle as an exotic perfume.
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amerikat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-16-04 11:33 PM
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5. female cat?
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 12:10 AM
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6. male
just neutered but seems to have gotten over it.

My former "lap kitty" is just another fscking cat from hell. Fits right in.
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Mobius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 02:51 AM
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9. let it ride
tomorrows another day.
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