If an alien spaceship landed in your backyard

[Feanorcurufinwe]

[Aunt Anti-bush]

1. Give them directions to the White House.

They always ask to "take me to your leader."

[ewagner]

4. Al Gore doesn't live in the White house

although he REALLY is our leader.

[El Supremo]

2. I'd ask them to take me outta here.

[TXDemGal]

10. Me, too!

Assuming BushCo was still illegally squatting in The People's House.

[ewagner]

3. Other

After that wierd incident in Mellen, Wisconsin in 1975, I thought about this for some length.....finally figured out what I would do.

What?

I'd throw a rock at it...softly of course.....

Why?

A rock bouncing off of it would tell me a lot. Like:

Am I dreaming/hallucinating?
Is it metallic?
Is it hollow or solid?
does it dent or IOW how strong is the surface?
Will this rock piss them off?

These are the things I can remember but I think there were a lot more...feel free to add your own.

[Th1onein]

5. I'd probably ask a few questions pertaining to whether I could live on

their planet for a while.....

[Bleacher Creature]

6. I would be relieved.

At least it would explain why Bush's approval ratings are still in the 40s as opposed to much lower where they belong.

[Birthmark]

7. The first thing I'd say is...

..."You have GOT to be lost. My advice is to leave now and, um, if you can make room for four humans..."

[Snoggera]

8. Whatdaya mean "if"

[DivinBreuvage]

9. I would murder them all and provoke an intergalactic incident

THEY HATE US FOR OUR FREEDOMS!

[ForrestGump]

11. Again?

I wish, just once, that they'd call ahead...

[baldguy]

12. Go out and say "hi!"

I wouldn't be trading recipes with them though.

[Pieter]

13. NOT the Whitehouse....

The LAST place I'd send them is the Whitehouse. Maybe I would recommend the Dali Lama.