Caption the scholar

[Cocoa]

Chimp and circumstance

[Catch22Dem]

1. WhoooooWee, I forgot how hot co-eds were!

Come here honey, daddy's got some nose candy.

[billybob537]

2. Fake glasses

shit for brains can't read.

[Reverend_Smitty]

3. Do these glasses make me look smart?

n/t

[Gothic Sponge]

4. After i get all the "evildoers" I'm gonna join the cast of Harry Potter.

[Earth_First]

5. God help me if he were to speak at my commencement...

[Reverend_Smitty]

6. I wouldn't show up

or I would organize a group to stand up and turn their backs to chimpy when he started to speak

[Earth_First]

7. Likewise...

[freeminder]

8. "Nope! Still can't see 'em! hehehe...those pesky WMD's" <nt>

[El Supremo]

9. Hey, I used to drive a Concordia!

[icymist]

10. Daa. I'm President. ahhuh, yup...Love Me!

Ever since winning the Special Olympics, Georgie becomes greater inspiration for millions of 'mentally challenged' individuals throughout the world.

[cosmicdot]

11. anyone feel a draft in here?

[cosmicdot]

12. W: in closing ... I quote former Vice President Dan Quayle ...

... who, now, serves his country by playing golf in Arizona, and is listed as a member of the Defense Advisory Board with Perle and the others ... although its only a formality to spruce up his resume ...

... his words ring so true today .. it must be an old saying in Indiana, maybe Arizona, wherever he calls home ... perhaps even in the Lutheran Church or its family of Concordia Universities ...

"What a terrible thing to have lost one's mind. Or not to have a mind at all. How true that is."

I know I can relate to this on a daily basis.

Thank you all for having me; and, don't forget Duck Wad was here.

[BringEmOn]

13. "I've made the pie higher.....so high, it's out of your reach."