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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-04 01:51 PM
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You can pick your friends and you can pick your CAPTION but...
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-15-04 11:49 AM
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1. I don't even want to know where it's been
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afraid_of_the_dark Donating Member (724 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-15-04 11:53 AM
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2. And sometimes, when I get nervous I put my hands under my arms
and I smell them like this...

Sorry for the SNL reference, but who could pass up a chance to compare him to Mary Catherine Gallagher?
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-15-04 02:08 PM
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3. W. is "thinking": "Eveytime I think I really want something
Edited on Sat May-15-04 02:09 PM by skip fox
big, like my polls to go up or the Iraqis to find Jesus, I remember what my dad used to say. 'Numbnuts, take your wishes in your left hand and take a dump in your right. Now . . . see which one weighs more.' What's a surprise is, it always comes out the same way. . . . My right hand weighs more every single time. . . . But no matter how many times I wash it, for the next day I just can't get rid of the smell . . . Hmmm . . ."
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-15-04 03:03 PM
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4. DAMN! I miss Laura already!
:bounce:
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VolcanoJen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-15-04 03:04 PM
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5. ewwwwwwwwwwwww
:+ :puke: :+
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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-15-04 08:13 PM
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7. Hahahaha!!!
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-15-04 09:27 PM
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9. kick
might be my best 'caption' response EVER :)
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BringEmOn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-15-04 08:05 PM
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6. George must be going to a movie tonight.....today he was seen
picking his seat.
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BringEmOn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-15-04 08:17 PM
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8. "I love the smell of ***** in the morning."
* "You know...that "p" word me and poppy talk about."
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