DU GrovelBot touched me inappropriately!

[TXlib]

Just thought y'all should know...

[GOPisEvil]

1. Another case of "he said, bot said"...

:eyes:

[VelmaD]

2. NO SEX THREADS!!!

:)

[Township75]

3. REALLY! SEND THE BOT MY WAY!!!!

!!!

[Az]

4. Talk about blaming the victim!

Is the grovelbot ok? Does it need shots or anything?

[supernova]

5. OK, what's your safe word?

;-)

[TXlib]

7. Safe words are for pussies.

:evilgrin:

[VelmaD]

12. Hey...

that's my line. ;)

[supernova]

13. Hey, be kind your pussy

And she'll be kind to you. ;-)

[Richardo]

6. He must have gone into a "do loop"

:D

anyone remember Basic?

[TXlib]

11. for ( ; ; );

[southpaw]

8. That cheating little toaster oven!!!

He led me to believe we were 'exclusive'.

[geniph]

9. Was it in your special place?

I NEED AN ADULT, I NEED AN ADULT!

[m-jean03]

10. It touched me appropriately.

It was programmed to do it just right :-)

[underpants]

14. A lot of people don't know this about Grovelbot but...

Detatchable Penis, by King Missile
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.



This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.

[supernova]

15. You're stuck on that right now

aren't you? :D

[underpants]

16. No

It's stuck on me. :evilgrin:

[many a good man]

17. Sure it wasn't evil twin?

the GropeBot?