You ever have the most vile, uncouth, dispicable

[MichaelHarris]

thought pop into your head and think it was funny? I just had one and its so bad I can't share it with anyone. But I laughed when it popped into my head

[troublemaker]

1. Sure, every few minutes

Raises the question, "do we really know anyone?"

Also raises the question, "do we really want to really know anyone?"

[MichaelHarris]

2. its bad in my family

no subject was ever off-limits. We found humor in everything. Sometimes we laughed our asses off at something that other people called sick.

[ret5hd]

3. Now listen...we here at DU are the most understanding...

non-judgemental, level headed people you would ever care to meet. We also enjoy a good laugh. I am POSITIVE that if you would share your vile, uncouth, despicable thought, we would all see the humor and laugh WITH you, not AT you, and would not think less of you as a person.

SO SHARE, let us know what you are really like. We'll be nice. Promise.

[MichaelHarris]

4. no way

I messaged it to matcom and he said it was horrible, despicable and I would be banned.

If matcom says its bad then I'm surely going to hell on the short bus

[H2O Man]

5. Yes.

Often. It's good to share these things. I'll give an example. One day at work at the mental health clinic, staff were mourning the death of a client who hung himself from a bridge. It was sad, and the fellow really had been a kind and gentle soul. My co-worker slid a copy of the morning newspaper in front of me; it had a large color photo of a man bungie-jumping. My co-worker said, "No, ______, no! You tie it around your ankles!" Most people never would admit to being that sick,but my co-worker wasn't the type to hold it in.

[MichaelHarris]

7. hahahahahah

see thats funny. I mean sure theres a dead guy but humor is a great medicine. I'll give this much;

You know those T-Shirts that say, "My Son went to Disneyland and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt"?

Well..........

[H2O Man]

11. OH MY GAWD!!!!!mharris660!!!!

Sounds like you've been "hanging around" my buddy at work too long! Gee, maybe we need to set you up with an intake! No, really, your joke is hilarious.

[MichaelHarris]

12. LOL

its a horrible and funny thought at the same time.

[Dookus]

6. yes

I've had a few I probably shouldn't share here, but they still crack me up.

[MichaelHarris]

8. how far can ya go here?

I mean, being totally tasteless?

[Dookus]

9. pretty far...

but I know I'll piss people off if I mention my instances. One involves misreading a sign so as to include a racial epithet and the other involves a cripple and a revolving door.

See? I just pissed people off by saying "a cripple". I suck.

[MichaelHarris]

10. LOL

at least you didn't post midget bowling

[TrogL]

13. I spent 30 minutes giggling to myself at work

My cow-orkers thought I had totally lost it.

I finally broke down and told them the joke.

"Beaver Lumber". (it's the name of a Canadian hardware store)

My boss told me to take the rest of the day off and possibly see a doctor.