Favorite Chappelle's Show bit?

[phillybri]

I'll go with Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Story about Rick James...

It's a celebration, bitches!!!

[bucknaked]

1. Samuel Jackson Beer!

[phillybri]

3. THIS IS HOW I TALK MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Hilarious!

[lovedems]

2. Clayton Bixby.

I still laugh myself to tears with that one.

[phillybri]

4. The black white supremacist...beautiful...

:evilgrin:

[XNASA]

7. You need to add that he's a 'blind' black, white supremacist.

I love Chappelle.

[lovedems]

13. I figured those who responded to this post would know already!

That show is so funny!

[Loonman]

5. Playa Haters Time Travel and Black Bush

Classics.

[phillybri]

6. Mars, bitches!!!

n/t

[regularguy]

22. Aint no Gays settlin' down!

.

[Supply Side Jesus]

21. Player Haters Ball or Real Mad World...

"We don't feel safe around you"

"Don't feel safe?? Lysol, You stabbed my father!!"

[tom_paine]

26. Yeah, the Time Hatas

"Hitler...fuck you!"

"Show some respect, Buck Nasty! One of these men could be your great-great-great-great-grandfather."

"I have come back in time ... to call you... A CRACKER!"

[sus]

8. The Wayne Brady Show skit is hilarious, too.

"oh...is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?"

[phillybri]

10. "White people like Wayne Brady....

...because he makes Bryant Gumbel look like Malcom X."

[troublemaker]

9. Dangers of Keeping it Real

the one where the guy goes off in a corporate meeting.

Speaking of "real", the REAL WORLD parody was high art, though almost too horrible to be funny.

[ellie]

11. Tyrone Biggams (sp?)

"... And that kids, is the first time I sucked a dick for crack!"

[ChickMagic]

12. I love that too!

I still giggle when I remember it. I loved that no matter where Charlie went, Rick James yelled out "Charlie Murphy!"

[phillybri]

19. Show Charlie Murphy your titties!

n/t

[lovedems]

14. What about the black and skits of "The Niggars"

The white family with the last name Niggar that is suppose to take place in the 50's.

[slutticus]

17. The Niggars.....(nt)

[lovedems]

20. Oops! Thanks.

I corrected my spelling.

[Deja Q]

15. The trading spaces spoof and the marijuana one where the guy

takes a big transparent green bong, takes a snort, and then blows it onto baby! :wow:

[slutticus]

16. The Prince skit...

..." Do you guys want some grapes . . . bitches."

[phillybri]

18. "Shoot the J....SHOOT IT!!!"

n/t

[sus]

23. Wayne Brady is telling one of his ho's to

thank Dave Chappelle and Dave yells, "RUN BITCH! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! GO GET HELP!"

[galadrium]

25. is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch...lol

[galadrium]

24. Zapped

the part when they pretend to rob the bank is funny as hell

[djeseru]

27. "Wrap it up!"

The "Wrap it up" box and Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Stories.

Or..."Hey hey hey, smoke weed ev'ryday."

[Champ]

28. The entire Wayne Brady skit

He was surprisingly convincing. I never seen that side of him, he is a pretty good actor even though he was trying to be funny. "I'm sorry, lastly. I'm not sorry, I don't give a fuck."

[rinsd]

29. Geez...too many.....

It's a 3 way tie for Black Bush, Wayne Brady, and Charlie Murphy vs. Prince.